josteink · October 21, 2020 05:37 · nsh87 · Mar 13, 2016 · the-dr-lazy · Oct 20, 2020
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 On why stateful code is bad
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 STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
 TEACHER: Yes!
 STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
 TEACHER: I don't know.
 STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
 TEACHER: Ok, ask.
 STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?
 TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
 STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
 TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
 STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
 TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
 STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey, because it's still inside the fridge.
 TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
 STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
 TEACHER: Ok!
 STUDENT: If there's a river known to be full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
 TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
 STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.
	On why stateful code is bad
	===========================

	STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
	TEACHER: Yes!
	STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
	TEACHER: I don't know.
	STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
	TEACHER: Ok, ask.
	STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?
	TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
	STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
	TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
	STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
	TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
	STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey, because it's still inside the fridge.
	TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
	STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
	TEACHER: Ok!
	STUDENT: If there's a river known to be full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
	TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
	STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.