gistfile1.txt

Events:
anything containing <tony|scarface|montana> - Displays a Tony's quote.
debug - {user: <user object to send message to>}
heartbot <keyword> tweet - Returns a link to a tweet about <keyword>
heartbot <user> is a badass guitarist - assign a role to a user
heartbot <user> is not a badass guitarist - remove a role from a user
heartbot animate me <query> - The same thing as `image me`, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead.
heartbot convert me <expression> to <units> - Convert expression to given units.
heartbot die - End heartbot process
heartbot echo <text> - Reply back with <text>
heartbot fake event <event> - Triggers the <event> event for debugging reasons
heartbot help - Displays all of the help commands that heartbot knows about.
heartbot help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
heartbot image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and returns a random top result.
heartbot map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by `query`.
heartbot math me <expression> - Calculate the given expression.
heartbot mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it.
heartbot mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
heartbot ping - Reply with pong
heartbot show storage - Display the contents that are persisted in the brain
heartbot show users - Display all users that heartbot knows about
heartbot the rules - Make sure heartbot still knows the rules.
heartbot time - Reply with current time
heartbot translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then prints that bad boy out.
heartbot translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
heartbot who is <user> - see what roles a user has
heartbot youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.
pug bomb N - get N pugs
pug me - Receive a pug
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel