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🐋.py

#!/usr/bin/env python

import random
import unicodedata

partial_states = {
	'o': 'Oóòôõ°ø',
	'O': 'oÓÒÔÕ0ØΩ',
	'ó': 'Óoòôø',
	'ò': 'Òoóôø',
	'ô': 'Ôoóòøõ',
	'õ': 'Õoô',
	'Ó': 'óOÒÔØ',
	'Ò': 'òOÓÔØ',
	'Ô': 'ôOÒÓØÕ',
	'Õ': 'õOÔ',
	'°': '·o',
	'·': '°',
	'ø': 'Øo',
	'Ø': 'Oø',
}

complete_states = partial_states.copy()

for source, targets in partial_states.items():
	for target in targets:
		if target not in complete_states:
			complete_states[target] = ''
		if source not in complete_states[target]:
			complete_states[target] += source

MIN_STRIDE = 1
MAX_STRIDE = 5

stride = 3
state = 'O'
output = ''

for i in range(random.randint(5, 20)):
	state = random.choice(complete_states[state])
	stride += random.choice([-2, -1, -1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 2])
	stride = min(stride, MAX_STRIDE)
	stride = max(stride, MIN_STRIDE)
	output += stride*state

output += ' ' + random.choice(['!', '...', '.', '?'])

print(output)