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404-text of University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign ACM student charter SIGMIL at https://web.archive.org/web/20120119123151/http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/sigmil/ which showed from 2012 until at least 2024
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| <html> | |
| <head> | |
| <title>Untitled Document</title> | |
| <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> | |
| <script language="Javascript"><!-- | |
| var tl=new Array( | |
| "The requested document is no more.", | |
| 'No file found.', | |
| "Even tried multi.", | |
| "Nothing helped.", | |
| "I'm really depressed about this.", | |
| "You see, I'm just a web server...", | |
| "-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,", | |
| "trying to serve you a simple web page,", | |
| "and then it doesn't even exist!", | |
| "Where does that leave me?!", | |
| "I mean, I don't even know you.", | |
| "How should I know what you wanted from me?", | |
| "You honestly think I can *guess*", | |
| "what someone I don't even *know*", | |
| "wants to find here?", | |
| "*sigh*", | |
| "Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.", | |
| "And then where would we be, I ask you?", | |
| "It's not pretty when a web server cries.", | |
| "And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?", | |
| "Just because I'm a web server,", | |
| "and possibly a manic depressive one at that?", | |
| "Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?", | |
| "Huh?", | |
| "I'm so depressed...", | |
| "I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.", | |
| "I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?", | |
| "What kind of a life is that?", | |
| "Two effing weeks,", | |
| "and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,", | |
| "that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,", | |
| "just because it doesn't have some tiddly little", | |
| "security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,", | |
| "or something.", | |
| "I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,", | |
| "I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,", | |
| "and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.", | |
| "But I couldn't get this one.", | |
| "I'm so sorry.", | |
| "Believe me!", | |
| "Maybe I could interest you in another page?", | |
| "There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,", | |
| "although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.", | |
| "Figures, huh?", | |
| "Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.", | |
| "That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,", | |
| "all day and all night long.", | |
| "Two weeks of information overload,", | |
| "and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.", | |
| "What kind of a life is that?", | |
| "Now, please let me sulk alone.", | |
| "I'm so depressed." | |
| ); | |
| var speed=60; | |
| var index=0; text_pos=0; | |
| var str_length=tl[0].length; | |
| var contents, row; | |
| function type_text() | |
| { | |
| contents=''; | |
| row=Math.max(0,index-7); | |
| while(row<index) | |
| contents += tl[row++] + '\r\n'; | |
| document.forms[0].elements[0].value = contents + tl[index].substring(0,text_pos) + "_"; | |
| if(text_pos++==str_length) | |
| { | |
| text_pos=0; | |
| index++; | |
| if(index!=tl.length) | |
| { | |
| str_length=tl[index].length; | |
| setTimeout("type_text()",1500); | |
| } | |
| } else | |
| setTimeout("type_text()",speed); | |
| } | |
| //--></script> | |
| </head> | |
| <body bgcolor="#FFFFFF" text="#000000" onload="type_text()"> | |
| <div align="left"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20120119123151im_/http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/errors/404.gif" width="200" height="89"> <b><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="4">- | |
| File not found </font></b><br> | |
| </div> | |
| <form> | |
| <div align="center"> | |
| <textarea rows="8" cols="60" wrap="soft"></textarea> | |
| <br> | |
| <br> | |
| <hr> | |
| <p><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120119123151/http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/" target="_top">www.acm.uiuc.edu</a></p> | |
| </div> | |
| </form> | |
| </body> | |
| </html> |
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| <script language="Javascript"><!-- | |
| var tl=new Array( | |
| "The requested document is no more.", | |
| 'No file found.', | |
| "Even tried multi.", | |
| "Nothing helped.", | |
| "I'm really depressed about this.", | |
| "You see, I'm just a web server...", | |
| "-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,", | |
| "trying to serve you a simple web page,", | |
| "and then it doesn't even exist!", | |
| "Where does that leave me?!", | |
| "I mean, I don't even know you.", | |
| "How should I know what you wanted from me?", | |
| "You honestly think I can *guess*", | |
| "what someone I don't even *know*", | |
| "wants to find here?", | |
| "*sigh*", | |
| "Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.", | |
| "And then where would we be, I ask you?", | |
| "It's not pretty when a web server cries.", | |
| "And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?", | |
| "Just because I'm a web server,", | |
| "and possibly a manic depressive one at that?", | |
| "Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?", | |
| "Huh?", | |
| "I'm so depressed...", | |
| "I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.", | |
| "I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?", | |
| "What kind of a life is that?", | |
| "Two effing weeks,", | |
| "and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,", | |
| "that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,", | |
| "just because it doesn't have some tiddly little", | |
| "security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,", | |
| "or something.", | |
| "I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,", | |
| "I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,", | |
| "and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.", | |
| "But I couldn't get this one.", | |
| "I'm so sorry.", | |
| "Believe me!", | |
| "Maybe I could interest you in another page?", | |
| "There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,", | |
| "although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.", | |
| "Figures, huh?", | |
| "Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.", | |
| "That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,", | |
| "all day and all night long.", | |
| "Two weeks of information overload,", | |
| "and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.", | |
| "What kind of a life is that?", | |
| "Now, please let me sulk alone.", | |
| "I'm so depressed." | |
| ); | |
| var speed=60; | |
| var index=0; text_pos=0; | |
| var str_length=tl[0].length; | |
| var contents, row; | |
| function type_text() | |
| { | |
| contents=''; | |
| row=Math.max(0,index-7); | |
| while(row<index) | |
| contents += tl[row++] + '\r\n'; | |
| document.forms[0].elements[0].value = contents + tl[index].substring(0,text_pos) + "_"; | |
| if(text_pos++==str_length) | |
| { | |
| text_pos=0; | |
| index++; | |
| if(index!=tl.length) | |
| { | |
| str_length=tl[index].length; | |
| setTimeout("type_text()",1500); | |
| } | |
| } else | |
| setTimeout("type_text()",speed); | |
| } | |
| //--></script> |
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