For if you ever wanted to do something insane and pointless.

infiniteObject.js

function proxy () {
    return new Proxy(function () {
        return proxy()
    }, {
        apply (target, name) {
            return proxy()
        },

        get (target, name) {
            switch (name) {
                case 'constructor':
                    return Function
                break

                case 'prototype':
                    return Function.prototype
                break

                case 'inspect':
                    return function () {
                        return {}
                    }
                break

                default:
                    if (typeof name === 'symbol') {
                        return function () {
                            return '{}'
                        }
                    }

                    return proxy()
            }
        }
    })
}

var foo = proxy()

foo
foo()
foo.bar
foo().bar
foo.bar.baz.quux().woop

foo.things.are.looking(function (test) {
    console.log('Yeehaw!')
}, 250).up