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Why did the handlebars template have crooked teeth?

Because its braces were curly.

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What did the therapist tell the javascript variable that can't get away from his ex's?

"You need some closure in your life"

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My friend consolas got seriously injured crossing the text editor gutter.

He asked me, "Inconsolata, why you no console me?"

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