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03:36 sephr: Aria, Judofyr: you are very attractive
03:36 sephr: would you like to join ΩF:0?
03:36 Aria: Oh yes?
03:36 sephr: you are oh so very attractive, Aria
03:36 sephr: you are also very smart and intuitive
03:37 Aria: I try.
03:37 sephr: what's an attractive smart person like you doing here in ##paws?
03:37 sephr: come join ΩF:0
03:37 sephr: we'll work on paws better, faster, /and/ stronger
03:38 sephr: for attractive people like you
03:38 sephr: Aria: what do you say to that?
03:38 Aria: I say you sound rather odd there.
03:38 sephr: I say whatever you say is an interesting statement
03:39 sephr: Aria: so how about joining?
03:39 sephr: not anybody can join ΩF:0
03:39 Aria: Well, I'd need a reason to add anything else. I've no idea what a ΩF:0 is.
03:39 sephr: that's because it's a very elite organization
03:40 sephr: you've probably never heard of us, but we influence your life every day
03:40 sephr: Aria: so would you like to join?
03:40 sephr: we will be working on paws soon. what's your github account?
03:40 sephr: also your reddit account
03:41 sephr: Aria: #oftn is the channel
03:41 sephr: Aria Stewart, eh?
03:42 sephr: heh, I must sound so creepy
03:42 Aria: aredridel, in every case.
03:42 Aria: But I'm easy to stalk.
03:42 sephr: Aria: do you wish to join? it's a private FLOSS community
03:42 sephr: I'll add aredridel to the github org if so
03:43 Aria: Private and free are somewhat contronymic.
03:43 sephr: ah, but it's a private *community* for FLOSS devs
03:43 sephr: the FLOSS discussion is public
03:43 sephr: Aria: so yes or no?
03:43 sephr: alexgordon, elliottcable*, inimino, and I are all members too
03:44 Aria: I have no idea what it /is/
03:44 sephr: <sephr> [...] it's a private FLOSS community
03:44 sephr: Aria: you can just go about your everyday life as usual, but you'll be part of an elite group
03:45 sephr: so you can have a smug smile all day
03:45 sephr: watching the puny non-ΩF:0 members
03:45 sephr: as they do anything but talk in the ΩF:0 forum
03:45 sephr: so is that a yes?
03:46 micahjohnston1: what's this ΩF:0
03:46 sephr: ΩF:0 alludes to a phrase which I will not elaborate
03:46 Aria: I have a smug smile anyway.
03:46 sephr: only the higher-ups are allowed to know
03:46 sephr: but you should be able to figure it out yourself if you really want to know
03:47 micahjohnston: do I count as significant and important enough to be in this club?
03:47 sephr: yes, that is why I chose you
03:47 micahjohnston: :D
03:47 Aria: I am wary of any club that would have me as a member.
03:47 sephr: mostly because you have voice here in ##paws
03:47 sephr: everyone here without voice is insignificant
03:48 sephr: micahjohnston: ok, so I'm going to add you to the github org. what's your reddit username?
03:48 micahjohnston: micahjohnston
03:49 sephr: k, you can find our private reddit on http://oftn.org/
03:49 sephr: Aria: more info there ^
03:49 sephr: by more info, I mean barely any info at all
03:49 sephr: it's supposed to be all secretive
03:49 sephr: micahjohnston: you now have access to the private reddit
03:49 micahjohnston: sephr: cool, thanks
03:50 sephr: add #oftn to your autojoin list for freenode
03:52 sephr: Aria: so are you going to join? your github page is just asking for it
03:52 sephr: just look at all those repos
03:52 Aria: I don't see a reason to.
03:53 sephr: it makes you feel elitist
03:53 sephr: and it also makes you part of the best organization in the world
03:53 sephr: Aria: pllllls?
03:54 Aria: laughs. anyone there done anything interesting? I  don't see a reason for me to join yet another club.
03:54 Aria: Especially something private.
03:54 sephr: Aria: we have inimino
03:54 sephr: he's pretty interesting
03:54 sephr: and does lots of interesting stuff
03:54 Aria: nods and shrugs
03:55 sephr: we'll also have *you* if you join
03:55 sephr: Aria's done some interesting work
03:55 Aria: I feel like I'm being collected.
03:55 sephr: you are
03:55 sephr: because you deserve it
03:55 micahjohnston: inimino is awesome
03:56 sephr: Aria: there are very few members, which is testament to how elite this organization is
04:00 sephr: Aria: we are involved with aspects of international security that you wouldn't know existed
04:01 sephr: and we are in command of two professionally trained strike squads
04:02 Aria: Well then
04:03 sephr: we had to silence him
04:03 sephr: he didn't have authorization
04:03 sephr: now, Aria, your answer?
04:03 sephr: think carefully
04:03 Aria: Not interested. It doesn't seem to /do/ anything, and exclusive is not the same as elite.
04:04 sephr: it's exclusive to the elite like you
04:06 micahjohnston: Aria: it doesn't have to specifically do anything; programming communities are cool and a way to be motivated
04:07 Aria: Yeah, I just have a list of those as long as my arm.
04:10 sephr: Aria: most of those aren't exclusive though
04:10 sephr: and also targetted towards designers
04:10 sephr: this is just a hacker community
04:10 sephr: with government funding