bullshit_bingo.js

#!/usr/bin/env node

/*
 *		Bullshit Bingo Bot.
 *	1) Fix the configuration to your liking and run
 *      2) Use "!bullshit" and the word you want on the pile
 *      3) ????
 *      4) BINGO!
 *
 * Send complaints, cheques or anthrax to [email protected].
 *
 * This program is free software. It comes without any warranty, to
 * the extent permitted by applicable law. You can redistribute it
 * and/or modify it under the terms of the Do What The Fuck You Want
 * To Public License, Version 2, as published by Sam Hocevar. See
 * http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/COPYING for more details.
 */

/*
 *	Configuration
 */
var ircServer   = "irc.efnet.net";
var ircChannels = ["#seo"];
var ircNick     = "bingobot";
// After this point, you break it, you buy it.

var irc = require("irc");
var sys = require("sys");

var noBullshit  = true;
var bullshit    = {};
var client = new irc.Client(ircServer, ircNick, { channels: ircChannels });

client.addListener("message", function(nick, channel, message) {

	if(message.match(/^!bullshit/) && Object.keys(bullshit).length < 9) {
		bullshitMatch = message.match(/!bullshit (.*)$/);
		bullshit[bullshitMatch[1]] = 0;
		noBullshit = false;
		sys.puts(bullshitMatch[1] + ' is bullshit');
	} else if(!noBullshit && Object.keys(bullshit).length >= 3) {
		for(shit in bullshit) {
			if(message.match(shit)){
				delete bullshit[shit];
			}
		}

		if(Object.keys(bullshit).length == 0) {
			client.say(channel, nick + ': BINGO!');
			sys.puts(channel + ' - ' + nick + ' - BINGO!');
			noBullshit = true;
		}
	}

});

client.addListener("error", function(error) {
	console.log("IRC Error: " + error.message);
});