namuol

rage-quit support for bash

HOW TO INSTALL

Put flip somewhere in your $PATH and chmod a+x it.

Copy fuck into ~/.bashrc.

katylava

Datetimes and Timezones and DST, oh my!

This is an example of how to generate occurrences from python-dateutil's rrule module, and convert them properly to UTC before saving to the database, particularly if your input is localized to a timezone that observes daylight savings. This assumes your server time is localized, otherwise if it's UTC you probably won't run into these problems.

Note: US daylight savings in 2014 started on March 9

plentz

# to generate your dhparam.pem file, run in the terminal
openssl dhparam -out /etc/nginx/ssl/dhparam.pem 2048

jeresig

CookieClicker = {
	start: function() {
		this.clickInterval = setInterval(function(){
			// Click the large cookie as fast as possible!
			document.getElementById("bigCookie").click();
		}, 1);

		this.goldInterval = setInterval(function(){
			// Click the golden cookie
			var shimmer = document.getElementsByClassName("shimmer")[0];

konklone

# Basically the nginx configuration I use at konklone.com. 
# I check it using https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltest/analyze.html?d=konklone.com
# 
# To provide feedback, please tweet at @konklone or email [email protected].
# Comments on gists don't notify the author. 
# 
# Thanks to WubTheCaptain (https://wubthecaptain.eu) for his help and ciphersuites.
# Thanks to Ilya Grigorik (https://www.igvita.com) for constant inspiration.

server {

stenehall

// Tower of Hanoi
// http://www.dynamicdrive.com/dynamicindex12/towerhanoi.htm

var Hanoi = function Hanoi() {
  
};

Hanoi.prototype.solve = function solve(disks) {
  // Solve it!
}

frog32

Serving Django and Twisted using HAproxy

Why?

Because we wanted to achive the following while developing a webapp using websockets:

Static serving (nginx), Django application (gunicorn) and Websockets service (twisted)

• on the same IP

epicserve

CELERY=`ps -A -o pid,rss,command | grep celeryd | grep -v grep | awk '{total+=$2}END{printf("%d", total/1024)}'`
GUNICORN=`ps -A -o pid,rss,command | grep gunicorn | grep -v grep | awk '{total+=$2}END{printf("%d", total/1024)}'`
REDIS=`ps -A -o pid,rss,command | grep redis | grep -v grep | awk '{total+=$2}END{printf("%d", total)}'`
NGINX=`ps -A -o pid,rss,command | grep nginx | grep -v grep | awk '{total+=$2}END{printf("%d", total/1024)}'`
OTHER=`ps -A -o pid,rss,command | grep -v nginx | grep -v celeryd | grep -v gunicorn | grep -v redis | grep -v grep | awk '{total+=$2}END{printf("%d", total/1024)}'`
websites=`ps -A -o user,pid,rss,command | grep gunicorn | egrep -o "[a-z_]+\.py$" | sort | uniq | perl -wpe 's|\.py$||;' | xargs`
printf "%-10s %3s MB\n" "Celery:" $CELERY
printf "%-10s %3s MB\n" "Gunicorn:" $GUNICORN
printf "%-10s %3s MB\n" "Nginx:" $NGINX
printf "%-10s %3s KB\n" "Redis:" $REDIS

mtigas

Client-side SSL

For excessively paranoid client authentication.

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Updated Apr 5 2019:

because this is a gist from 2011 that people stumble into and maybe you should AES instead of 3DES in the year of our lord 2019.

some other notes:

squeeks

#!/usr/bin/env node

/*
 *		Bullshit Bingo Bot.
 *	1) Fix the configuration to your liking and run
 *      2) Use "!bullshit" and the word you want on the pile
 *      3) ????
 *      4) BINGO!
 *
 * Send complaints, cheques or anthrax to [email protected].