vodka.rb

$KCODE  = 'u'
require 'test/unit'

module Vodka
  const_set("TАБЛИЦА", {
    "R" => "Я",
    "Y" => "Ч",
    "U" => "Ц",
    "B" => "Б",
    "N" => "И",
    "R" => "Я",
    "O" => "Ф",
    "S" => "З",
    "F" => "Г",
    "H" => "Н",
    "C" => "С",
    "A" => "А",
    "P" => "Р"
  })
  def to_crappy_vodka_name
    Vodka.const_get("TАБЛИЦА").keys.zip(Vodka.const_get("TАБЛИЦА").values).inject(self) do | s, (f, t)|
      s.gsub(/#{f}/, t)
    end
  end
end

String.send(:include, Vodka)

class VodkaTest < Test::Unit::TestCase
  def test_vodka_name
    assert_equal "ЯЦБЧ", "RUBY".to_crappy_vodka_name
    assert_equal "НEIИEKEИ", "HEINEKEN".to_crappy_vodka_name
    assert_equal "ЯEАСН", "REACH".to_crappy_vodka_name
    assert_equal "САИИФT", "CANNOT".to_crappy_vodka_name
    assert_equal "РАЯTЗ", "PARTS".to_crappy_vodka_name
    assert_equal "ЯEГЯEЗНEЗ", "REFRESHES".to_crappy_vodka_name
    assert_equal "РETЯФГГ ФЯ ЗЦСН ИФИЗEИЗE", "PETROFF OR SUCH NONSENSE".to_crappy_vodka_name
  end
end