Disable all Adobe Processes

disable-adobe.sh

#!/bin/bash

launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchAgents/com.adobe.AdobeCreativeCloud.plist
launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchAgents/com.adobe.AAM.Updater-1.0.plist
launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchAgents/com.adobe.ARMDCHelper.cc24aef4a1b90ed56a725c38014c95072f92651fb65e1bf9c8e43c37a23d420d.plist
launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.adobe.agsservice.plist
launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.adobe.ARMDC.Communicator.plist
launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.adobe.ARMDC.SMJobBlessHelper.plist
launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.adobe.adobeupdatedaemon.plist
sudo launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.adobe.ARMDC.Communicator.plist
sudo launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.adobe.ARMDC.SMJobBlessHelper.plist
sudo launchctl unload -w /Users/justinwinter/Library/LaunchAgents/com.adobe.AAM.Updater-1.0.plist
sudo launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.adobe.agsservice.plist
sudo launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.adobe.adobeupdatedaemon.plist
sudo launchctl unload -w /Applications/Utilities/Adobe\ Creative\ Cloud/ACC/Creative\ Cloud.app/Contents/MacOS/Creative\ Cloud
sudo launchctl unload -w /Library/Application\ Support/Adobe/OOBE/PDApp/UWA/UpdaterStartupUtility

sudo mkdir -p /Library/LaunchAgents/AdobeShit/ && sudo mv /Library/LaunchAgents/com.adobe.* /Library/LaunchAgents/AdobeShit/

sudo mkdir -p /Library/Application\ Support/AdobeShit && sudo mv /Library/Application\ Support/Adobe /Library/Application\ Support/AdobeShit/

sudo mkdir -p ~/Library/LaunchAgents/AdobeShit && sudo mv ~/Library/LaunchAgents/com.adobe.AAM.Updater-1.0.plist ~/Library/LaunchAgents/AdobeShit/

sudo pkill -f Adobe

Hallelujah!

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