So you can past log files to hastebin. Because it's moar sexy than the ones they provide.

submit.php

// PUT THIS SECTION AT http://your-site.com/submit.php

<?php

	function grab_dump($var)
	{
		ob_start();
		var_dump($var);
		return ob_get_clean();
	}

	function sendTo( $string ) {
		//echo( $string );
		header( "Location: " . $string );
	}

	$ch = curl_init("http://hastebin.com/documents");

	curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_BINARYTRANSFER, TRUE);
	curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POST,           1 );
	curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS,     $_POST["pastetext"] );

	curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true);

	curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION, true);
       	curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_MAXREDIRS, 	 10);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT, 20);
        curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_TIMEOUT,        20);

	$response = curl_exec( $ch );

	if($errno = curl_errno($ch)) {
    		$error_message = curl_strerror($errno);
    		sendTo( "http://cURL.error/({$errno}):_{$error_message}" );
	}

	$keyJson = json_decode( $response, true );

	sendTo( "http://hastebin.com/" . $keyJson['key'] );



//======================================= SECTION TWO ===========================================//

// Use this as /usr/share/pastebin.d/hastebin.com.conf
// Yeah you need pastebinit.
// Something like "sudo apt-get install pastebinit" to install it.

/*

[pastebin]
basename = your-site.com
regexp = "http://your-site.com"

[format]
user = desc
content = pastetext
page = page

[defaults]
page = "/submit.php"

*/