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How & Where to be Seen in Berlin

Be seen in a lake, chasing a duck

• In the woods at Weissensee
• With sexy sunbathers at Plötzensee
• With sexy sunbathers AND forests at Schlachtensee
• With forests AND skinny dipping hikers at this secret spot

Be seen discussing Marx or Jung with a stranger in an intellectual cafe.

• In relation to 5th wave feminism and post-Fluxus performance art at K-Fetish
• In relation to obscure Viennese psychologists, at Laidak
• In a claw-foot bathtub, at Frollein Langner
• In relation to sonic youth and the violent femmes at Erika & Hilde

Be seen ROCKING OUT to pure white noise, or perhaps to a sine wave

• At a live electo-acoustic performance, with young people, at Loophole
• With a generative video or projection mapping component, at Spektrum
• With naked dancers accompanying, at The Greenhouse or TanzFabrik
• As a live electro-acoustic performance, sitting next to John Zorn and Bill Frissel, at Sowieso
• With Europe's elite, who flew in for the show, at Berghain
• At a lake, with a duck, at Lake Studios Berlin

Be seen forming an impromptu gypsy jazz band with strangers while the sun sets over the canal

• With accordian players on a bridge
• On a roof, at Klunkerkanisch
• In a rented canoe, or along the spree with a picnic blanket, at Treptower Park

Be seen exchanging public keys with Edward Snowden's Lawyer

• In secrecy, on tuesday nights at 10p at an undisclosed location
• With debian committers and Anonymous at C-base

Ask someone out over a bowl of delicious soup

• Try the Foul (bean stew) at Azzam
• Get the Pho at Hamy's
• The best ramen in the world at Cocolo Ramen
• Are you floating in the soup? Is it actually hottub?
• Is it a "soup" of discarded secondhand clothing? Humana

Be seen borrowing a stranger's Kite board rig and nailing it on your first try

• At Tempelhof

Be seen making sourkraut without shirt or shoes

• At Prinzesseneingarten