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Illegal Poem.
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Poetry -- ILLEGAL POEM | |
I cross ocean, | |
poor and broke, | |
Take bus, | |
see employment folk. | |
Nice man treat me | |
good in there, | |
Say I need to | |
see welfare. | |
Welfare say, | |
\"You come no more, | |
We send cash | |
right to your door.\" | |
Welfare checks, | |
they make you wealthy, | |
Medicaid it keep | |
you healthy! | |
By and by, | |
I got plenty money, | |
Thanks to you, | |
American dummy. | |
Write to friends | |
in motherland, | |
Tell them \'come | |
fast as you can.\' | |
They come in turbans | |
and Ford trucks, | |
I buy big house | |
with welfare bucks. | |
They come here, | |
we live together, | |
More welfare checks, | |
it gets better! | |
Fourteen families, | |
they moving in, | |
But neighbor\'s patience | |
wearing thin. | |
Finally, white guy | |
moves away, | |
Now I buy his house, | |
and then I say, | |
\"Find more aliens | |
for house to rent.\" | |
And in the yard | |
I put a tent. | |
Send for family | |
they just trash, | |
But they, too, | |
draw the welfare cash! | |
Everything is | |
very good, | |
And soon we | |
own the neighborhood. | |
We have hobby -- | |
it\'s called breeding, | |
Welfare pay | |
for baby feeding. | |
Kids need dentist? | |
Wife need pills? | |
We get free! | |
We got no bills! | |
American crazy! | |
He pay all year, | |
To keep welfare | |
running here. | |
We think America | |
darn good place! | |
Too darn good for | |
the white man race. | |
If they no like us, | |
they can scram, | |
Got lots of room in | |
Pakistan! | |
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