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k0nsl / blast-from-the-past.txt

Created January 7, 2016 20:15

A blast from the past. This is from the time when Irving originally caved in after his arrest in Austria. - HAC.

	THE BALLAD OF DAVID "BLACKADDER" IRVING
	(sung to the theme song of "Black Adder")

	From some gormless public school,
	Came forth Revision's brightest scholar,
	Toffee-nosed, but he's no fool,
	He raked in quids and marks and dollars!

	Dave Irving, Dave Irving,
	With nothing left to lose,

k0nsl / nginx-reverse-proxy

Last active February 20, 2016 12:57

nginx reverse proxy.

	server {
	listen 209.141.39.33:80;
	server_name 60ych.net;
	return 301 $scheme://redacted/;
	}

	server {
	listen 209.141.39.33:80;

	root /usr/share/nginx/betachat;

k0nsl / 911_building7_etc

Created October 23, 2015 04:59

	<akcom> benito, are you suggesting hte American government was not content with killing a couple people and instead, in their murderous rage, wanted to kill as many Ameican citizens as possible?
	<benito> this wasn't about killing as many people as possible. A bit deeper than that. You probably know that, I suspect so.
	<Digerati> He knows we're in on the Jewish conspiracy, akcom :x
	<Digerati> Abort! Abort!
	<akcom> hahaha
	<benito> heh.
	<akcom> benito, then it seems there would be no reason to demolition the building instead of just flying planes into it
	<akcom> would you agree?
	<benito> You're funny, Kravetz.
	<akcom> You sir, are even funnier :)

k0nsl / horst-mahler-bank.txt

Created September 28, 2015 18:11

Horst Mahler bank account details.

	Recipient: HORST MAHLER
	Address: see below
	IBAN: DE12 10090 00051 9471 9002
	BIC: BEVODEBBXXX
	Purpose: UMBAU for disabled
	Alternative: International Money order to:
	HORST MAHLER, Weidenbusch 13, D-14532 Kleinmachnow

k0nsl / illegal-poem.sql

Created February 25, 2015 15:32

Illegal Poem.

	INSERT INTO phpbb_posts_text (post_id, bbcode_uid, post_subject, post_text) VALUES('351', '80a227b68d', 'Illegal Poem : For The Alien In Your Life ; Unknown', 'Don\'t ban me it\'s just a little poem :D

	[list:80a227b68d]
	Poetry -- ILLEGAL POEM

	I cross ocean,
	poor and broke,
	Take bus,
	see employment folk.
	Nice man treat me

k0nsl / bench-with-cpu.sh

Last active July 7, 2020 23:24

bench-with-cpu.sh

	Pleaase use this in the future:

	https://raw.githubusercontent.com/k0nsl/k0nsl-misc/master/bench.sh

k0nsl / hook_stop_forumspam.php

Created February 11, 2015 15:02

A hook to query if an IP is located in the database of stopforumspam.com

	<?php
	/**
	* Copyright (C) 2013 by k0nsl ([email protected])
	*/
	/**
	* @ignore
	*/
	if (!defined('IN_PHPBB'))
	{
	exit;

k0nsl / php-ping.php

Created January 21, 2015 17:19

PHP ping script

	<?php
	/*
	*
	* Use the examples below to add your own servers. Coded by clone1018 [?]
	*
	*/
	$title = "Simple Server Status"; // website's title
	$servers = array(

	'Google Web Search' => array(

k0nsl / bench-with-cpu.sh

Last active January 4, 2022 07:39

Mirrored from: http://data.colormedia.co/linux_benchmark/bench-with-cpu.sh [defunct as of 11/04/14]

	#!/bin/bash

	#Mirror: https://k0nsl.org/blog/snippets/bench-cpu-sh/

	#Installation von BC
	apt-get install bc -y

	#Infos über System
	cname=$( awk -F: '/model name/ {name=$2} END {print name}' /proc/cpuinfo )
	cores=$( awk -F: '/model name/ {core++} END {print core}' /proc/cpuinfo )

k0nsl / blergh

Last active August 29, 2015 14:08

blergh

	#############################################################
	################### OFFICIAL UBUNTU REPOS ###################
	#############################################################

	###### Ubuntu Main Repos
	deb http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ trusty main restricted universe multiverse
	deb-src http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ trusty main restricted universe multiverse

	###### Ubuntu Update Repos
	deb http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/ trusty-security main restricted universe multiverse