It seems awfully dangerous to have a fight on top of a train but I won't let that stop me.
She is funny and has boobs, I shall fav her tweets until she notices me.
In javascript (mind == blown) !== (mind === blown)
I've not got any work done today but I've made dick jokes on twitter.
A horse walks into a bar & the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The patrons do not find the bartender amusing & they call Animal Control
What is brown and walks on two legs? A dog with two legs.
What did the rabbit say to the dog? Nothing. The rabbit had already been murdered by the dog.
Cats mark their territory with piss, they steal food & they fight for no reason. Cats are the douchebags of the animal kingdowm.
Prank idea for web devs: Use youporn's favicon.
Ritalin is often proscribed to women for sexual dysfunction. Next time volunteer to stay up all night and help a hot girl study.
"Didn't your mother ever tell you __" "I don't know, I didn't listen."