This is so amazing. I've printed it out and built a shrine to it. I've taken to calling it "The Icon". Thou shall have no other icons before "The Icon".
At first I couldn't stop worshipping it & my work performance was suffering. I thought about quitting my job & founding a religion devoted to the icon, but then I thought of my wife & kids how would I support them?
Religion doesn't pay well and there was no way I was going to ask my shitty father in law to help out. That guy is a douchebag & he thinks all I do is sit around all day drawing things. He doesn't understand the value of art in the world.
So in the interest of keeping my family clothed, fed & housed I set about creating a relatively reasonable worship schedule. I've had to take a serious paycut to allow myself the extra free time needed for my worship duties.
We've had to sell a car & the kids now sleep on the floor. But I trust that The Icon will bestow blessings upon us soon; if I just worship a little harder.