kandy

<?php
// include in bootsrap or add to auto_prepend_file
// tideways extension required (see: https://tideways.io/profiler/docs/setup/installation)

(function () {
    if (!function_exists('tideways_enable')
        ||!isset($_SERVER['HTTP_ACCEPT'])
        || strpos($_SERVER['HTTP_ACCEPT'], 'text/html') === false
    ) {
        return;

piranha

#!/usr/bin/env python
# -*- mode: python, coding: utf-8 -*-
#
# This incredible piece of code makes git a bit Polish, a bit Western Ukrainian,
# пше прошу пана
# Joke is based on fact that 'git' is 'пше' in qwerty/йцукен layouts
#
# (c) 2013 Alexander Solovyov under terms of WTFPL

import sys

PaulKinlan

(function() { 
  var CSSCriticalPath = function(w, d, opts) {
    var opt = opts || {};
    var css = {};
    var pushCSS = function(r) {
      if(!!css[r.selectorText] === false) css[r.selectorText] = {};
      var styles = r.style.cssText.split(/;(?![A-Za-z0-9])/);
      for(var i = 0; i < styles.length; i++) {
        if(!!styles[i] === false) continue;
        var pair = styles[i].split(": ");

parhamr

Magento Enterprise 1.12 cluster

Scaling Magento presentation with 60 slides and notes, which was then reviewed by Alan Storm.

Table of Contents

• Summary
• Traffic Statistics
  • August 2013
• November 2013

hakre

<?php
/**
 * @link http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13865149/speeding-up-xml-schema-validations-of-a-batch-of-xml-files-against-the-same-xml
 */

$mapping = [
    'http://www.w3.org/2002/08/xhtml/xhtml1-transitional.xsd' => 'schema/xhtml1-transitional.xsd',
    'http://www.w3.org/2001/xml.xsd'                          => 'schema/xml.xsd',
];

ziadoz

Awesome PHP

Awesome PHP has been relocated permanently to its own Github repository. No further updates will made to this gist.

Please open an issue for any new suggestions.

jonathonbyrdziak

# 
# @author Jonathon byrd
# 

############################################################
# first things first, set your iptables for a web server. If you jack these 
# up you don't want to have to re-install your os after doing much more.
# @see http://www.thegeekstuff.com/2011/06/iptables-rules-examples/
# and
# @see https://help.ubuntu.com/community/IptablesHowTo

kneath

Badass git pull alternative

Add this little snippet to your ~/.gitconfig and it amps up your git pull by means of git up

1. Adds in a list of the commits you're pulling down
2. Auto-prunes remote branches
3. Defaults to pull --rebase - gets rid of unnecessary merge commits. If you don't know what rebase does, this is probably safe for you. If you know what rebase does, you should know where this will not be safe for you.

Scott Chacon and Ryan Tomayko basically figured out how to do this and I am stealing all of the credit.