More helpful JavaScript Object.toString() implementation

1-fyoubitches.js

// c.f. http://twitter.com/trek/status/19360844819
Object.prototype.toString = function() {
  return "Fuck you, bitches";
};
alert({ foo: 'bar' });

2-betteryet.js

Object.prototype.toString = function() {
  var i, m, className, props = [];

  for (i in this) {
    if (this.hasOwnProperty(i)) {
      props.push('"' + i + '": ' + this[i]);
    }
  }

  m = this.constructor.toString().match(/^function ([^\(]*)/);

  return '<#' + (m ? m[1] : 'Object') + ':{ ' + props.join(',') +' }>';
};