Fun with interpol / europol scam calls

interpol.sh

# Playing around a bit with OSX speech synthis API to troll the spam caller.
# had some pretty funny results so far.

osascript -e "set Volume 4"
say -r 160 -v 'veena' "Hello "
osascript -e "set Volume 2"
say -r 190 -v 'veena' "I received a call from interpol about credential abusing."
sleep 1
say -r 210 -v 'veena' "It seems my passport has been stolen."
sleep 1
say -r 220 -v 'veena' "What should I do?"
sleep 2
say -r 100 -v 'veena' "okay"
osascript -e "set Volume 1.5"
sleep 2
say -r 160 -v 'veena' "ah ha"
osascript -e "set Volume 1.8"
sleep 1
osascript -e "set Volume 1.3"
say -r 100 -v 'veena' "okay"
sleep 2
osascript -e "set Volume 1"
say -r 220 -v 'veena' "okay"
sleep 2
osascript -e "set Volume 3"
say -r 100 -v 'veena' "Yes."
sleep 2
say -r 220 -v 'veena' "My name is ENTER NAME HERE."
say -r 240 -v 'veena' "I'm very worried."
sleep 1
osascript -e "set Volume 3"
say -r 150 -v 'veena' "okay"
sleep 1
say -r 160 -v 'veena' "ah ha"
sleep 1
say -r 100 -v 'veena' "okay"
say -r 220 -v 'veena' "okay"
sleep 1
osascript -e "set Volume 4"
say -r 160 -v 'veena' "thank you"
osascript -e "set Volume 3.5"
sleep 1
say -r 170 -v 'veena' "Do you like working at 'interpol'?"
say -r 180 -v 'veena' "Or was it 'europol'?"
sleep 1
say -r 180 -v 'veena' "just a joke, you don't need to answer it."
osascript -e "set Volume 0.4"
say -r 100 -v 'veena' "Dum dum dee dum dum dum dum dee Dum dum dee"
osascript -e "set Volume 0.6"
say -r 110 -v 'veena' "dum dum dum dum dee dum dee dum dum dum de dum"
osascript -e "set Volume 0.8"
say -r 120 -v 'veena' "dum dum dee dum dee dum dum dee dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
osascript -e "set Volume 4"
sleep 1
say -r 190 -v 'veena' "ohhhh sorry!"
osascript -e "set Volume 3"
say -r 200 -v 'veena' "I hope you don't mind."
sleep 1
say -r 180 -v 'veena' "What do you think about automated voice calls?"
osascript -e "set Volume 3.5"
sleep 1
say -r 150 -v 'veena' "I mean, that's what you guys are doing all day!"