Populate Oinker with oinks

oink-a-lot.sh

#!/usr/bin/env bash

set -e
set -o nounset

KUBE_UI=$(dcos kubectl cluster-info | grep "KubeUI" | cut -d " " -f 5 | sed -e 's,/api,/service/kubernetes/api,')
KUBE_UI=$(echo $KUBE_UI | sed $'s,\x1b\\[[0-9;]*[a-zA-Z],,g')
#echo $KUBE_UI
OINKER=$(echo $KUBE_UI | sed -e 's/kube-system/default/' | sed -e 's/kube-ui/oinker/')
#echo $OINKER

for i in $(seq 1 50); do
  data="handle=MrNumber$(($i % 5))&content=yadda-yadda-yadda-${i}"
  echo "POST: ${data}"
  wget -O- \
      --post-data="${data}" \
      "${OINKER}/oink" &> /dev/null
done

Assumes you have Oinker deployed on Kubernetes on Mesos in DCOS.
Assumes dcos-cli is already installed and the kubectl plugin is available.