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Dear [First Name],
We're really sorry but our systems were compromised and the attackers
managed to take a copy of your passwords.
The passwords were stored as:
[ ] Bcrypt hashes with a cost factor of X
[ ] PBKDF2 hashes with an iteration count of X
[ ] scrypt because I am Colin Percival
[ ] Something else because we're terrible terrible people who should
never be trusted with anything ever again under any circumstances
because this shit has been well known for &^%#@*$! YEARS.
Regards,
[Some poor bastard]
CEO
[Some poor company]
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