I Dream in Code...

I Dream in Code.js

/*********************
 ** I Dream in Code **
 *********************/

while( I .sleep() ) {
   I.dream() in code;
   I.dream() in algorithms;
   I.dream() in subroutines;
   
   Rewind.age(5) && I.dream.of(["missing pants", "driving hotwheels", "peeing in fountains"]) ); //hint: it’s my bed
   Rewind.age(10) && I.dream.of(["missing pants", monsters < my.bed]) );
   Rewind.age(15) && I.dream.of(["missing pants", "looking for my locker" + on("first day of school") ]) )
   
   I.am.age(20) && dream.of( "peeing in a trash can" ); //hint: it’s a trash can
   I.am.age(25) && dream.of( "my best friend kissing " + my.girlfriend );
   I.am.age(30) && dream.of( "people stealing" + my.children );
   
   These( days ), I.do.not(
      Fly,
      dream().of(adventures),
      dream().of(dragons)
   );
   
   I.solve( randomCode().until(((( my.alarm.rings )))));
   I.solve( bugs().until( /*<<<< sunlight.streams >>>>*/ ));
   I.solve( code ) in my.dreams;
   
   return true;
}

// Kato, 2012

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