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My Favorite Talks

Here is the list of talks that I found most useful to me.

SOLID Object-Oriented Design by Sandi Metz
Bob Martin - SOLID Principles of Object Oriented and Agile Design (Need to chose the most cool version).
Bob Martin - The S.O.L.I.D. Principles of OO and Agile Design
Sandi Metz - The Magic Tricks of Testing
J.B. Rainsberger - Integrated Tests Are A Scam

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I am kefzce on github.
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Simple automated GIT Deployment using GIT Hooks

Here are the simple steps needed to create a deployment from your lokal GIT repository to a server based on this in-depth tutorial.

How it works

You are developing in a working-copy on your local machine, lets say on the master branch. Most of the time, people would push code to a remote server like github.com or gitlab.com and pull or export it to a production server. Or you use a service like my Deepl.io to act upon a Web-Hook that's triggered that service.

	#!/usr/bin/env bash
	echo "php-cs-fixer pre commit hook start"

	PHP_CS_FIXER="bin/php-cs-fixer"
	PHP_CS_CONFIG=".php_cs"
	CHANGED_FILES=$(git diff --cached --name-only --diff-filter=ACM -- '*.php')

	if [ -n "$CHANGED_FILES" ]; then
	$PHP_CS_FIXER fix --config "$PHP_CS_CONFIG" $CHANGED_FILES;
	git add $CHANGED_FILES;

	tail -f -n 450 storage/logs/laravel*.log \
	\| grep -i -E \
	"^\[\d{4}\-\d{2}\-\d{2} \d{2}:\d{2}:\d{2}\]\|Next [\w\W]+?\:" \
	--color

	<?php

	use Illuminate\Foundation\Testing\WithoutMiddleware;
	use Illuminate\Foundation\Testing\DatabaseMigrations;
	use Illuminate\Foundation\Testing\DatabaseTransactions;

	class ExamplePassportTest extends \PassportTestCase
	{
	use DatabaseTransactions;

	<?php


	try {
	/** @var \Telegram\Bot\Objects\User $userUpdate */
	$userUpdate = $update->getFrom();
	/** @var \Telegram\Bot\Objects\Chat $chatUpdate */
	$chatUpdate = $update->getChat();
	$userExist = User::where('user_id', '=', $userUpdate->getId())->first();
	$chatExist = Chat::where('chat_id', '=', $chatUpdate->getId())->first();

	"""
	Simple Linear Probabilistic Counters

	Credit for idea goes to:
	http://highscalability.com/blog/2012/4/5/big-data-counting-how-to-count-a-billion-distinct-objects-us.html
	http://highlyscalable.wordpress.com/2012/05/01/probabilistic-structures-web-analytics-data-mining/

	Installation:
	pip install smhasher
	pip install bitarray

	1. Почему вы выбрали именно нашу компанию?

	Вы идиот (ка), да? Я, как и все кандидаты до меня и после меня, направил резюме в десяток мест.
	Где устроюсь быстрее и выгоднее — там и хорошо.

	2. Как вы считаете, почему мы должны выбрать именно вас?

	Вам работники вообще нужны? Ну вот он я. Работник.
	Именно меня стоит выбрать хотя бы потому, что я явно умнее всех тех, кто заливал на эти вопросы стандартную чушь.
	И умнее вас, между прочим, потому что я никогда таких дурацких вопросов бы не задал.