gistfile1.txt

function thatKindofDay(headlineLinkPrepend,subhedDayPrepend,linkDayHash,topHeaderDayPrepend) {
	// Rewrite the links on the page, adding the hash to article urls.
	dfm.$('a.complexListingLink, a.listingItemTitle, h1.articleTitle, #mc-widget-container-large a').prepend(headlineLinkPrepend);
	if ( dfm.$('#articleSubTitle').length ) dfm.$('#articleSubTitle').prepend(subhedDayPrepend);
	// Rewrite the links on the page, adding the hash to article urls.
	dfm.$('a').attr('href', function() 
		{
			return this + 'linkDayHash';
		});
		dfm.$('.topic-header, .complexListingTitle').prepend(topHeaderDayPrepend);
}

if ( document.location.hash == '#sadday' ) {
		thatKindofDay("It's a sad day for kids as ","","#sadday","Sad ");
	}
if ( document.location.hash == '#happyday' ) {
		thatKindofDay("It's a happy day for kids as ","","#happyday","Happy ");
	}
if ( document.location.hash == '#dumbday' ) {
		thatKindofDay("How dumb: ","","#dumbday","Dumb ");
	}
if ( document.location.hash == '#dumberday' ) {
		thatKindofDay("Super dumb: ","Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb. ","#dumberday","Dumb ");
	}

</script>