All the names, teams, schools, and East-West episode numbers for Key & Peele's East vs West skits...in ruby

key_peele_east_west_names.rb

names = [
   ["D'Marcus Williums", "1", "east", "University of Georgia"],
   ["T.J. Juckson", "1", "east", "Wayne State University"],
   ["T'varisuness King", "1", "east", "Merrimack College"],
   ["Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace", "1", "east", "University of Miami"],
   ["D'Squarius Green, Jr.", "east", "University of Notre Dame"],
   ["Ibrahim Moizoos", "1", "east", "University of Tennessee at Chatanooga"],
   ["Jackmerius Tacktheritrix", "1", "east", "Michigan State University"],
   ["D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde", "1", "east", "Coastal Carolina University"],
   ["D'Jasper Probincrux III", "1", "east", "South Carolina State University"],
   ["Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz", "1", "east", "East Carolina University"],
   ["Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar", "1", "east", "University of Middle Tennessee"],
   ["Davoin Shower-Handel", "1", "east", "University of Southern Mississippi"],
   ["Hingle McCringleberry", "1", "east", "Penn State University"],
   ["L'Carpetron Dookmarriot", "1", "east", "Florida Atlantic University"],
   ["J'Dinkalage Morgoone", "1", "east", "University of South Florida"],
   ["Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon", "1", "east", "California University of Pennsylvania"],
   ["Saggitariutt Jefferspin", "1", "west", "Texas A & M"],
   ["D'Glester Hardunkichud", "1", "west", "University of Wisconsin"],
   ["Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt", "1", "west", "Saskatchewan University"],
   ["Quatro Quatro", "1", "west", "San Jose University"],
   ["Ozamataz Buckshank", "1", "west", "Stanford University"],
   ["Beezer Twelve Washingbeard", "1", "west", "Jones College"],
   ["Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter", "1", "west", "University of Northern Arizona"],
   ["X-Wing @Aliciousness", "1", "west", "Missouri Western State University"],
   ["Sequester Grundelplith M.D.", "1", "west", "Adams State"],
   ["Scoish Velociraptor Maloish", "1", "west", "South Dakota State University"],
   ["T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V", "1", "west", "Albion College"],
   ["Eeeee Eeeeeeeee", "1", "west", "San Diego State University"],
   ["Donkey Teeth", "1", "west", "Boise State University"],
   ["Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith", "1", "west", "Nevada State Penitentiary"],
   ["The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop", "1", "west", "University of Missouri Columbia"],
   ["Dan Smith", "1", "west", "BYU"],
   ["Coznesster Smiff", "2", "east", "Rutgers University"],
   ["Elipses Corter", "2", "east", "University of Alabama"],
   ["Nyquillus Dillwad", "2", "east", "LSU"],
   ["Bismo Funyuns", "2", "east", "Florida State University"],
   ["Decatholac Mango", "2", "east", "Georgia Tech University"],
   ["Mergatroid Skittle", "2", "east", "University of Louisville"],
   ["Quiznatodd Bidness", "2", "east", "University of Tennessee"],
   ["D'Pez Poopsie", "2", "east", "Ol' Miss University"],
   ["Quackadilly Blip", "2", "east", "Auburn University"],
   ["Goolius Boozler", "2", "east", "The U"],
   ["Bisquiteen Trisket", "2", "east", "University of Michigan"],
   ["Fartrell Cluggins", "2", "east", "Arkansas University"],
   ["Blyrone Blashinton", "2", "east", "Syracuse University"],
   ["Cartoons Plural", "2", "east", "Virginia Tech University"],
   ["Jammie Jammie-Jammie", "2", "east", "The Ohio State University"],
   ["Fudge", "2", "east", "(No school given)"],
   ["Equine Ducklings", "2", "west", "Indiana University Purdue University Indianapolis"],
   ["Dahistorius Lamystorius", "2", "west", "Utah State University"],
   ["Ewokoniad Sigourneth JuniorStein", "2", "west", "Oklahoma State University"],
   ["Eqqsnuizitine Buble-Schwinslow", "2", "west", "University of Nebraska"],
   ["Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka", "2", "west", "University of Hawaii"],
   ["King Prince Chambermaid", "2", "west", "Baylor University"],
   ["Ladennifer Jadaniston", "2", "west", "University of Colorado"],
   ["Ladadadaladadadadada Dala-Dadaladaladalada", "2", "west", "University of Arizona"],
   ["Harvard University", "2", "west", "DeVry University"],
   ["Morse Code", "2", "west", "Army Navay Surplus Store"],
   ["Wingdings", "2", "west", "Online Classes"],
   ["Firstname Lastname", "2", "west", "College University"],
   ["God", "2", "west", "Home schooled"],
   ["Squeeeeeeeeeeps", "2", "west", "Santa Monica College"],
   ["Benedict Cumberbatch", "2", "west", "Oxford University"],
   ["A.A. Ron Balakay", "2", "west", "Morehouse College"],
   ["Creme De La Creme", "3", "east", "Vanderbilt University"],
   ["Cosgrove Shumway", "3", "east", "Clemson"],
   ["Ha Ha Clinton-Dix", "3", "east", "University of Alabama"],
   ["Doink Ahanahue", "3", "east", "Marshall"],
   ["Legume Duprix", "3", "east", "West Virginia University"],
   ["Leger Douzable", "3", "east", "University of Central Florida"],
   ["Quisperny G'Dunzoid Sr.", "3", "east", "Central Connecticut State University"],
   ["Grunky Peep", "3", "east", "Georgia Southern University"],
   ["D'Brickashaw Ferguson", "3", "east", "University of Virginia"],
   ["Strunk Flugget", "3", "east", "University of South Carolina"],
   ["Stumptavian Roboclick", "3", "east", "Grambling State"],
   ["Cornelius 'Tank' Carradine", "3", "east", "Florida State University"],
   ["Vagonius Thicket-Suede", "3", "east", "Duke"],
   ["Marmadune Shazbot", "3", "east", "Tulane University"],
   ["Swordless Mimetown", "3", "east", "Jacksonville State University"],
   ["Prince Amukamara", "3", "west", "University of Nebraska"],
   ["J.R. Junior Juniors, Jr.", "3", "west", "Texas Christian University"],
   ["Faux Doadles", "3", "west", "University of Oregon"],
   ["Fozzy Whittaker", "3", "west", "University of Texas"],
   ["Myriad Profiteroles", "3", "west", "Utah"],
   ["Busters Brownce", "3", "west", "Illinois State"],
   ["Turdine Cupcake", "3", "west", "Yuddy Yuddy"],
   ["Rerutweeds Myth", "3", "west", "University of Washington"],
   ["Ishmaa'ily Kitchen", "3", "west", "Kent State University"],
   ["Takittothu' Limit", "3", "west", "College du Cannes"],
   ["Snarf Mintz-Plasse", "3", "west", "East Los Angeles College"],
   ["Frostee Rucker", "3", "west", "University of Southern California"],
   ["Splendiferous Finch", "3", "west", "Northwestern University"],
   ["Triple Parakeet-Shoes", "3", "west", "Ball State"],
   ["Logjammer D'Baggagecling", "3", "west", "North Texas University"],
   ["A.A. Ron Rodgers", "3", "west", "Cal"]
]