Kevin Thompson kf0jvt

At any given time I have several research projects going on, but none of them give me greater pleasure than the cutting-edge research I've done in the field of Wife Trolling, the subtle art of irritating your significant other as way to express your love. Here at the Southern Minnesota Research Center I spend countless hours experimenting with new ways to troll my research subject (A.K.A my wife). Recently I've made a breakthrough discovery that I need to share in blog format since Wife Trolling doesn't have a journal (yet).

The Lethal Combination

This new effective technique is based on several assumptions which may not always hold true for any given wife, but are generalizable across the population of North American wives.

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Wives like to remind their husbands of various things they need to do or have forgotten to do. The street term for this is 'nagging' although I prefer the technical term 'feedback.'

The technique

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	foo = db.vcdb.aggregate([
	{ $unwind : "$victim" },
	{ $project : { _id : 0,
	data_total : "$attribute.confidentiality.data_total",
	incident : "$timeline.incident",
	victim_id : "$victim.victim_id" } },
	{ $sort : { "data_total" : -1 } },
	{ $limit : 10 }
	]);

	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<script src="http://mbostock.github.com/d3/d3.v2.js?2.8.1"></script>
	<script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.2/jquery.min.js"></script>
	<style>

	body {
	font: 10px sans-serif;
	}

	rect {

	import os
	import json

	vcdb_path = 'Documents/development/python/VCDB/incidents'
	prc_fix_path = 'Downloads/prc-fix'
	mapping = {}

	for filename in os.listdir(vcdb_path):
	if filename.endswith('.json'):
	i = json.loads(open(os.path.join(vcdb_path,filename)).read())

	library(mc2d)

	flight_min = 323
	flight_max = 660
	flight_ml - 477

	admission = 103.49

	hotel_min = 177
	hotel_max = 310

	import json
	import os
	from datetime import datetime
	import uuid

	# i = getIncident('blahblahblah.json')
	def getIncident(inString):
	return json.loads(open(inString).read())

	# updateIncident(i, 'blahblahblah.json', True)

	import json
	import uuid
	import copy
	import csv
	from datetime import datetime

	# putIncident(i, 'blackfist')
	def putIncident(i, analyst="blackfist"):
	i['plus']['analyst'] = analyst
	i['plus']['created'] = datetime.utcnow().strftime('%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%SZ')

	from keyczar import keyczar

	s = 'secret string'
	location = '/tmp/kz'
	crypter = keyczar.Crypter.Read(location)
	s_encrypted = crypter.Encrypt(s)
	s_decrypted = crypter.Decrypt(s_encrypted)
	print s
	print s_encrypted
	print s_decrypted

	anus = reader(open('bullshit_file.csv','rU'))
	fieldnames = []

	# Read the first row of the csv file and put all the values into a list. Duplicates will not be overwritten.
	for headername in anus.next():
	if headername not in fieldnames:
	fieldnames.append(headername)
	else:
	fieldnames.append(headername + " Other")