INGREDIENTS: INCESSANT SCREAMS, INDUSTRIAL BYPRODUCT (BLEARS), FUNK, ROCK, GUNFIRE, NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS, EARTHQUAKES, FIRECRACKERS, VARIOUS HORNS (TRUMPET, FOG, TRUCK, TUBA, ANTLER), SONIC BOOMS, CHAINSAWS, BALLOONS POPPING, THUNDER, CHIMES, BELLS, BUZZERS, GONGS, LEAFBLOWERS, VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS, (CLASSIFIED). DRAG RACING, DRUMS, CITY TRAFFIC, BULLDOZER, OFFICE WORK, AMPLIFIERS, GIBBERISH, BANGS, CHOIRS, BOOMS, POPS, MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER, JET NOISES, GLITTER, BARBARIAN HORDES, THE SUN, RAINBOWS, FLAMBOYANCE, BRIGHT LIGHTS
WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS NOT EDIBLE AND IS A KNOWN HAZARD! MAY CAUSE BLINDNESS. HEARING LOSS. SEIZURES. DEATH. EXTREME FITS OF GAYNESS. AND/OR BEING JAILED AFTER DEATH! ONCE USED RECTALLY. IT SHOULD NOT BE USED ORALLY! CONTENTS WILL EXPLODE IF SHAKEN! MAY EXCEED 200 dB! USE EAR PROTECTION AND A MECH SUIT WHEN EXPOSED TO CONTENTS! CHEW BEFORE SWALLOWING! WILL CAUSE COLOR SATURATION! LOUD AND SUDDEN MOVEMENTS MAY PROVOKE BLEARS TO ATTACK! $4 FINE FOR INSTANT DEATH! AUTHORIZED PERSONAL ONLY! SHAKE WELL BEFORE USING!
