Objectives by the end of this talk you'll be able to...
- List off the pretentious roles that comprise a dev position
- Identify where you are an engineer/inventor
- Identify where you're a scientist
- Identify where you're a detective
- Identify where you're an academic
- Identify where you're a philosopher
- Identify where you're a rockstar/ninja/guru (and cut that mess out!)
- List off the unpretentious roles that comprise a dev position
- Identify where you are a plumber
- Identify where you are a first responder
- Identify where you're a legislator
- Identify where you're a repairperson
- List off where you're being used as a tool (e.g. a shovel) instead of being treated like a person (and run like heck)