kittenize.rb

def kittenize(obj)
  puts "uploading kitten..."
  kitten = Image.create(
    _path: "/egal/#{rand}",
    blob: File.new("/Users/krishane/Desktop/kitten.jpg")
  )

  puts "kittenizing..."
  obj.update(
    main_content: obj.main_content.map do |widget|
      if widget.is_a?(TextWidget) && widget.content.include?("<pre>")
        puts "programmer stuff detected, inserting kitten..."
        TwoColumnWidget.new(
          left_column: [widget],
          left_column_width: 9,
          right_column: [ImageWidget.new(source: kitten)],
        )
      else
        # no programmer stuff
        widget
      end
    end
  )
end

Maximize the cuteness!!!