imessage is garbage

lol.rb

# run this shit in ~/Library/Messages

@last = ""
while true do
  @mine = false
  @new = `sqlite3 chat.db 'select text, is_from_me from message order by date desc limit 1;'`
  @from = @new.split("|").last.chomp
  @mine = true if @from == "1"
  @new = @new.split("|").first
  unless @last == @new.split("|").first
    @last = @new
    if @mine
      @message = "me: "
    else
      @message = "other: "
    end
    @message += @last
    puts @message
  end
end