Snake game solver/bot

snakebot.js

// A bot for this silly demo: http://www.webdeveloperjuice.com/demos/jquery/snake_jquery.html 
// Compile with http://closure-compiler.appspot.com/home set to Advanced Optimization
//
// Automatically runs when compiled statement is pasted into console. Type "win()" to run it again.
(window['win'] = function () {
  // direction mappings
  var i, dirs = ['up', 'right', 'down', 'left'],
    diffs = [[-1, 0], [0, 1], [1, 0], [0, -1]]; // don't ask me why the coords are ordered [y,x]
  window['t'] = 1; // next Turn direction if we hit a wall (opposite of last turn direction)
  window['m'] = 1; // My internally tracked direction

  // reset the game (look at the game code to see what these affect)
  clearInterval(ticker);
  $('table').remove();
  renderBoard();
  renderFruitCell();
  direction = dirs[m];
  $('div.gameOver')['hide']()['css']('top', 0);
  score = 0;
  speed = 0;

  // reset the snake
  snakeHead = [10, i = 14];
  snakeCells = [];
  while (i > 6) {
    snakeCells.push([10, i--])
  };

  // intercept game loop interval call
  if (!window['o']) {
    window['o'] = updateSnakeCell;
    updateSnakeCell = function () {
      // we just run a fixed pattern over the screen
      // we zigzag right to left but keep the top row empty to get back to the right
      // if we are at the top and are about to turn left we check if we are more than square from the edge otherwise we start the return
      if (snakeHead[0] == 0) {
        // top row
        if (snakeHead[1]+1 < size) {
          // still moving right
          direction = 'right';
        }
        else {
          // start the zigzag by going down
          direction = 'down';
        }
      } else {
        if (snakeHead[1] % 2 == 1) {
          if (snakeHead[0] == size-1) {
            direction = 'left';
          } else {
            direction = 'down';
          }
        } else {
          if (snakeHead[0] == 1 && snakeHead[1] > 1) {
            direction = 'left';
          } else {
            direction = 'up';
          }
        }
      }
      o(); // call the original game loop function
    };
  }
  startGame();
})();

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