kamadhenu - heed the wise old cow in your mac terminal

kamadhenu

# Kamadhenu
# https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Kamadhenu
#
# the holy cow speaketh
#
# for OSX, possible to port to Linux

brew install figlet cowsay lolcat fortune

git clone https://github.com/krry/cowsay-files
cp cowsay-files/cows/*.cow /usr/local/share/cows/

# choose a random cow
function holycowsay() {
  if hash shuf 2>/dev/null; then
    cowfile="$(cowsay -l | sed "1 d" | tr ' ' '\n' | shuf -n 1)"
  else
    cowfiles=( $(cowsay -l | sed "1 d") );
    cowfile=${cowfiles[$(($RANDOM % ${#cowfiles[*]}))]}
  fi
  cowsay -f "$cowfile"
}

fortune | figlet | holycowsay | lolcat

# or you can just do it from the command line
# fortune -s | figlet -f $(ls /usr/local/share/figlet/fonts/*.flf | shuf -n1) | cowsay -f $(ls cowsay-files/cows/*.cow | shuf -n1) -n | lolcat