Brototype plugin for London-based developers

blud.js

var Blud = Bro;

Blud.NANG = Bro.TOTALLY;
Blud.DRED = Bro.NOWAY;

var methods = {
    // Blud(blud1).manz('sket')
    manz: Bro.prototype.doYouEven,
    // Blud(blud1).dash('puff')
    dash: Bro.prototype.iCanHaz,
    // Blud(blud1).allowIt('fam')
    allowIt: Bro.prototype.makeItHappen,
    // Blud(blud1).wagwan() === Blud.NANG
    wagwan: Bro.prototype.isThatEvenAThing,
    // Blud(blud1).bareTingz()
    bareTingz: Bro.prototype.giveMeProps,
    // Blud(blud1).jack(mash)
    jack: Bro.prototype.comeAtMe,
    // Blud(blud1).hazRestecp('mandem')
    hazRestecp: Bro.prototype.hasRespect
};

Bro.prototype.comeAtMe(methods);