The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Faker

Places
	29 Arlington Avenue
	Arthur Dent's house
	Asbleg
	Barnard's Star
	Belgium
	Betelgeuse
	Bistro Illegal
	Boston
	Bournemouth
	Café Lou
	Cathedral of Chalesm
	Croydon
	Denmark
	Easter Island
	Evildrome Boozarama
	Fenchurch Street railway station
	France
	Frogstar system
	Frogstar World B
	Guildford
	Han Dold City
	Highgate Cemetery
	Horse and Groom
	Horsehead Nebula
	Ibiza
	Islington
	Kakrafoon Kappa
	Lamuella
	London
	Lord's Cricket Ground
	Madagascar
	Megabrantis cluster
	Milliways
	North West Ripple
	Norway
	Oglaroon
	Pleiades system
	Preliumtarn
	Rickmansworth
	Rupert
	Sector XXXZ5QZX
	Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
	Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity
	Slim's Throat Emporium
	Space
	Stavro Mueller Beta
	Stavromula Beta
	The Big Bang Burger Bar
	The Domain of The King
	Total Perspective Vortex
	Western Spiral Arm
	Xaxis
	Ysllodins
	Zarss
	Ziggie's Den of Iniquity

Characters
	Agda
	Agrajag
	Arthur Dent
	Arthur Philip Deodat
	Barman of the Horse and Groom
	Barry Manilow
	Bowerick Wowbagger
	Captain
	Charles Darwin
	Colin the Security Robot
	Dan Streetmentioner
	Deep Thought
	Eccentrica Gallumbits
	Eddie the Computer
	Effrafax of Wug
	Elvis
	Emily Saunders
	Fenchurch
	Ford Prefect
	Frankie and Benjy
	Gag Halfrunt
	Gail Andrews
	Galaxia Woonbeam
	Garkbit
	Genghis Khan
	God
	Grunthos the Flatulent
	Hactar
	Hillman Hunter
	Hotblack Desiato
	Hotblack Desiato's bodyguard
	Humma Kavula
	JinJenz
	Lintilla
	List of Characters
	Loonquawl
	Loonquawl and Phouchg
	Lunkwill and Fook
	Magrathean sperm whale
	Majikthise
	Marvin
	Max Quordlepleen
	Mella
	Mr. Prosser
	Oolon Colluphid
	Pasta Fasta
	Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
	Phouchg
	Pizpot Gargravarr
	Prak
	Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
	Prostetnic Vogon Kwaltz
	Questular Rontok
	Random Dent
	Reg Nullify
	Rob McKenna
	Roosta
	Slartibartfast
	The Allitnils
	Tricia McMillan
	Trillian
	Trin Tragula
	Vroomfondel
	Wonko the Sane
	Yooden Vranx
	Zaphod Beeblebrox
	Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
	Zarniwoop
	Zarquon

Quotes
	"Life? Don't talk to me about life."
	"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."
	"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."
	Arthur: [Earth] was a beautiful place.
	Marvin: Did it have oceans?
	Arthur: Oh yes; great, wide rolling blue oceans.
	Marvin: Can't bear oceans.
	"Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, Oh God, I'm so depressed."
	"I won't enjoy it."
	Marvin: I've been communicating with the ship.
	Ford:What did it say?
	Marvin: It hates me.
	"You think you've got problems? What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't try to answer that. I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.
	"There's only one life-form as intelligent as me within thirty parsecs of here and that's me."
	"I wish you'd just tell me rather trying to engage my enthusiasm, because I haven't got one."
	"And then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side."


Planets
	Allosimanius Syneca
	Argabuthon
	Arkintoofle Minor
	Bartledan
	Bethselamin
	Blagulon Kappa
	Brontitall
	Broop Kidron 13
	Broop Kidron Thirteen
	Burphon XII
	Damogran
	Dangrabad Beta
	Earth
	Eroticon VI
	Fallia
	Flargathon
	Frogstar World A
	Frogstar World B
	Frogstar World C
	Gagrakacka
	Golgafrincham
	Han Wavel
	Happi-Werld III
	Hawalius
	Jaglan Beta
	Jajazikstak
	Kakrafoon Kappa
	Kria
	Krikkit
	Lamuella
	Magrathea
	Nano
	NowWhat
	Oglaroon
	Poghril
	Preliumtarn
	Rupert
	Santraginus V
	Sesefras Magna
	Sqornshellous Zeta
	Traal
	Viltvodle VI
	Vogsphere
	Xaxis