Some of my favourite comments from the Apollo 11 Source Code

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# ****************************************************************************
# TRASHY LITTLE SUBROUTINES
# ****************************************************************************

# ASTRONAUT:  PLEASE CRANK THE
#             SILLY THING AROUND

# OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD ...

# PROCEED   	SEE IF HE'S LYING

# BURN, BABY, BURN -- MASTER IGNITION ROUTINE 

# HELLO THERE

# GOODBYE. COME AGAIN SOON.

# TEMPORARY, I HOPE HOPE HOPE

# Filename:	PINBALL_GAME_BUTTONS_AND_LIGHTS.agc

# THESE 3 CONSTANTS FORM A PACKED TABLE
# DON'T SEPERATE.
# MUST STAY HERE

# MIGHT WANT TO RESET CLPASS, DEV BRNCH, 
# ETC.

# HOPEFULLY ?GUIDSUB DID NOT
#	CLOBBER RATT1 AND VATT1

# ASTRONAUT:  NOW LOOK WHERE YOU ENDED UP

# COMPUTE M MATRIX FOR MOON

# ABOUT 10 OR 0 FOR DOCKED OR UNDOCKED

# PSEUDO-AUTO CONTROL.

# YES ALL'S WELL