😆 Generate an excuse to cancel plans

Canceling Plans Excuse Generator.html

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  <h1>❌ Canceling Plans Excuse Generator</h1>

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onload = () => {
  render();

  d.innerHTML = `<table class="table">
  <thead><tr>${["Intro", "Scapegoat", "Delay"].map(a => `<th>${a}</th>`).join``}</tr></thead>
  <tbody>${new Array(allOptions.reduce((p, c) => Math.max(p, c.length), 0)).fill().map((_, i) => `<tr>${allOptions.map(b => `<td>${b[i] || "-"}</td>`).join``}</tr>`).join``}</tbody>
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const intros = `Sorry I can't come
Please forgive my absence
This is going to sound crazy but
Get this:
I can't go because
I know you're going to hate me but
I was minding my own business and boom!
I feel terrible but
I regretfully cannot attend,
This is going to sound like an excuse but`.split`\n`;

// CHOOSE A SCAPEGOAT
const scapeGoats = `my nephew
the ghost of Hitler
the Pope
my ex
a high school marching band
Dan Rather
a sad clown
the kid from Air Bud
a professional cricket team
my Tinder date`.split`\n`;

// CHOOSE A DELAY
const delays = `just shit the bed
died in front of me
won't stop telling me knock knock jokes
is having a nervous breakdown
gave me syphilis
poured lemonade in my gas tank
stabbed me
found my box of human teeth
stole my bicycle
posted my nudes on Instagram`.split`\n`;

const getRandInArr = arr => arr[~~(Math.random() * arr.length)];

const allOptions = [intros, scapeGoats, delays];

const render = () => o.innerHTML = allOptions.map(getRandInArr).join` ` + ".";
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