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How to slack off

  1. zcat /var/log/*.gz | bash -c 'while read line; do echo $line; sleep "0.$((1+$RANDOM%6))"; done'
  2. cat $(find /var/log/ -exec file {} \; | grep text | cut -d: -f1)
  3. sed -re s/'[0-9]{4}(-[0-9]{2}){2} [0-9]{2}(:[0-9]{2}){2}'/"$(date +'%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S')"/g
  4. cat /dev/urandom | hexdump -C | grep "ca fe"
  5. hexdump -C /dev/urandom
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