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How to slack off

1. zcat /var/log/*.gz | bash -c 'while read line; do echo $line; sleep "0.$((1+$RANDOM%6))"; done'
2. cat $(find /var/log/ -exec file {} \; | grep text | cut -d: -f1)
3. sed -re s/'[0-9]{4}(-[0-9]{2}){2} [0-9]{2}(:[0-9]{2}){2}'/"$(date +'%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S')"/g
4. cat /dev/urandom | hexdump -C | grep "ca fe"
5. hexdump -C /dev/urandom

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build: ## build all object files
	@echo "building..."
	@g++ -o test.o test.cc

clean: ## remove all object files
	@echo "removing object files"
	@rm *.o

.PHONY: help
help:

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alias cd..='cd ..'
alias ..='cd ..'
alias ...='cd ../..'

alias h='history'
alias j='jobs -l'

alias path='echo -e ${PATH//:/\\n}'
alias libpath='echo -e ${LD_LIBRARY_PATH//:/\\n}'
alias pypath='echo -e ${PYTHONPATH//:/\\n}'

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#!/bin/sh

# wait a litte while
sleep 5

# enable natural scrolling
xinput set-prop "SynPS/2 Synaptics TouchPad" "Synaptics Scrolling Distance" -109, -109

# start dropbox daemon
/home/$USER/.dropbox-dist/dropboxd

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#!/usr/bin/python
import sys
import datetime

# Calculates death probabilities based on Social Security
# actuarial tables for a given group of people.

# Run with a list of ages/genders and an optional timespan (or year in the future):

# python actuary.py 63m 80m 75f 73m 10

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import os
import socket


STATUS_CODES = {
    200: 'ok',
    400: 'bad request',
    404: 'file not found',
    500: 'internal server error'
}

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<?xml version='1.0' encoding='utf-8'?>
<?grc format='1' created='3.7.9'?>
<flow_graph>
  <timestamp>Thu Jul 13 09:27:07 2017</timestamp>
  <block>
    <key>options</key>
    <param>
      <key>author</key>
      <value></value>
    </param>

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

[ $# -eq 0 ] && { echo "no inputfile given"; exit 1; }
[ ! -f $1 ] && { echo "file $1 not found"; exit 1; } 

printf "\x55\xaa\x00\x00" > /tmp/header.mmv
ffmpeg -ac 1 -ar 11025 -f s16le -acodec pcm_s16le -loglevel quiet -y -i $1 /tmp/data.mmv
cat /tmp/header.mmv /tmp/data.mmv > $1.mmv

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#!/usr/bin/env python3

import ephem
from math import degrees
from datetime import datetime

class Observer(ephem.Observer):
    def __init__(self, name, lat, lon, elevation):
        super().__init__()
        self.name, self.lat, self.lon, self.elevation = (

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ffmpeg -f image2 -r 24 -start_number XXXX -i G%07d.JPG -r 15 -s hd720 -vcodec libx264  OUTFILE