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| <html> | |
| <head> | |
| <title>Werid Stuff Generator</title> | |
| <script> | |
| var types = [ | |
| "Amulet" | |
| ,"Animal" | |
| ,"Anvil" | |
| ,"Arrow" | |
| ,"Awl" | |
| ,"Baby" | |
| ,"Backpack" | |
| ,"Bag" | |
| ,"Ball" | |
| ,"Bandage" | |
| ,"Bandana" | |
| ,"Bangle" | |
| ,"Banner" | |
| ,"Barding" | |
| ,"Barrel" | |
| ,"Basement" | |
| ,"Basin" | |
| ,"Basket" | |
| ,"Battle Axe" | |
| ,"Bedroll" | |
| ,"Beer" | |
| ,"Belt" | |
| ,"Beret" | |
| ,"Blacksmith tools" | |
| ,"Blanket" | |
| ,"Blouse" | |
| ,"Blowgun" | |
| ,"Bone" | |
| ,"Book" | |
| ,"Boots" | |
| ,"Boulder" | |
| ,"Bow" | |
| ,"Box" | |
| ,"Bracelet" | |
| ,"Bracer" | |
| ,"Brazier" | |
| ,"Bucket" | |
| ,"Buckle" | |
| ,"Cage" | |
| ,"Caltrops" | |
| ,"Candle" | |
| ,"Canteen" | |
| ,"Castle" | |
| ,"Cauldron" | |
| ,"Cave" | |
| ,"Censer" | |
| ,"Chain" | |
| ,"Chalk" | |
| ,"Chest" | |
| ,"Child" | |
| ,"Chisel" | |
| ,"City" | |
| ,"Climbing gear" | |
| ,"Cloak" | |
| ,"Clock" | |
| ,"Cloth" | |
| ,"Clothing" | |
| ,"Club" | |
| ,"Coal" | |
| ,"Coif" | |
| ,"Coin" | |
| ,"Collar" | |
| ,"Comb" | |
| ,"Cork" | |
| ,"Cowbell" | |
| ,"Crate" | |
| ,"Crevasse" | |
| ,"Crib" | |
| ,"Crown" | |
| ,"Crutches" | |
| ,"Cube" | |
| ,"Cuirass" | |
| ,"Cup" | |
| ,"Curtain" | |
| ,"Cushion" | |
| ,"Dagger" | |
| ,"Deck of Cards" | |
| ,"Desk" | |
| ,"Die" | |
| ,"Dirk" | |
| ,"Doll" | |
| ,"Door" | |
| ,"Doorway" | |
| ,"Drawing" | |
| ,"Dress" | |
| ,"Drink" | |
| ,"Drinking Glass" | |
| ,"Drum" | |
| ,"Dungeon" | |
| ,"Earring" | |
| ,"Egg" | |
| ,"Fan" | |
| ,"Farm" | |
| ,"Feather" | |
| ,"Fife" | |
| ,"Flag" | |
| ,"Flint and iron" | |
| ,"Flower" | |
| ,"Flute" | |
| ,"Forest" | |
| ,"Fork" | |
| ,"Garrote" | |
| ,"Gem" | |
| ,"Girdle" | |
| ,"Gloves" | |
| ,"Goblet" | |
| ,"Grappling hook" | |
| ,"Greaves" | |
| ,"Hammer" | |
| ,"Handsaw" | |
| ,"Harp" | |
| ,"Harpoon" | |
| ,"Hat" | |
| ,"Hatchet" | |
| ,"Healer's Kit" | |
| ,"Helmet" | |
| ,"Hoe" | |
| ,"Hood" | |
| ,"Hook" | |
| ,"Horn" | |
| ,"Hourglass" | |
| ,"Human Head" | |
| ,"Humanoid Creature" | |
| ,"Incense" | |
| ,"Ingot" | |
| ,"Ink" | |
| ,"Jar" | |
| ,"Javelin" | |
| ,"Jelly" | |
| ,"Jewel" | |
| ,"Juice" | |
| ,"Kettle" | |
| ,"Kettledrum" | |
| ,"Key" | |
| ,"Kite" | |
| ,"Knife" | |
| ,"Kopis" | |
| ,"Ladder" | |
| ,"Ladle" | |
| ,"Lake" | |
| ,"Lamp" | |
| ,"Lantern" | |
| ,"Leather Armor" | |
| ,"Liquid" | |
| ,"Lock" | |
| ,"Lockpicks" | |
| ,"Loom" | |
| ,"Lute" | |
| ,"Mace" | |
| ,"Man" | |
| ,"Manacles" | |
| ,"Mask" | |
| ,"Matchbox" | |
| ,"Medicine" | |
| ,"Mine" | |
| ,"Mirror" | |
| ,"Mitten" | |
| ,"Mold" | |
| ,"Mortar & Pestle" | |
| ,"Mountain" | |
| ,"Mug" | |
| ,"Musical Instrument" | |
| ,"Nail" | |
| ,"Napkin" | |
| ,"Necklace" | |
| ,"Needle" | |
| ,"Net" | |
| ,"Note" | |
| ,"Novel" | |
| ,"Oil" | |
| ,"Orchard" | |
| ,"Outpost" | |
| ,"Package" | |
| ,"Painting" | |
| ,"Pan" | |
| ,"Pants" | |
| ,"Paper" | |
| ,"Park" | |
| ,"Pick" | |
| ,"Piece of Cake" | |
| ,"Pillow" | |
| ,"Pin" | |
| ,"Pipes" | |
| ,"Pitchfork" | |
| ,"Pocket Knife" | |
| ,"Poem" | |
| ,"Poison" | |
| ,"Pond" | |
| ,"Pot" | |
| ,"Potion" | |
| ,"Pouch" | |
| ,"Preserved Organ" | |
| ,"Prison Cell" | |
| ,"Prybar" | |
| ,"Pyramid" | |
| ,"Quarterstaff" | |
| ,"Quartz" | |
| ,"Quilt" | |
| ,"Quiver" | |
| ,"Rake" | |
| ,"Rations" | |
| ,"Rattle" | |
| ,"Recipe" | |
| ,"Region" | |
| ,"Ribbon" | |
| ,"Ring" | |
| ,"River" | |
| ,"Robe" | |
| ,"Rock" | |
| ,"Rod" | |
| ,"Rolling Pin" | |
| ,"Room" | |
| ,"Rope" | |
| ,"Ruin" | |
| ,"Sabre" | |
| ,"Sack" | |
| ,"Sandals" | |
| ,"Sarcophagus" | |
| ,"Sash" | |
| ,"Satchel" | |
| ,"Saw" | |
| ,"Scabbard" | |
| ,"Scale" | |
| ,"Scarf" | |
| ,"Scimitar" | |
| ,"Scroll" | |
| ,"Scroll case" | |
| ,"Scythe" | |
| ,"Seal" | |
| ,"Sentence" | |
| ,"Series of Numbers" | |
| ,"Shawl" | |
| ,"Shears" | |
| ,"Sheath" | |
| ,"Sheet Music" | |
| ,"Shell" | |
| ,"Shield" | |
| ,"Ship" | |
| ,"Shoes" | |
| ,"Shortsword" | |
| ,"Shovel" | |
| ,"Skirt" | |
| ,"Sling" | |
| ,"Smell" | |
| ,"Soap" | |
| ,"Sound" | |
| ,"Soup" | |
| ,"Spade" | |
| ,"Spear" | |
| ,"Sphere" | |
| ,"Spike" | |
| ,"Spoon" | |
| ,"Spring" | |
| ,"Spring of Water" | |
| ,"Staff" | |
| ,"Statue" | |
| ,"Statuette" | |
| ,"Stick" | |
| ,"Stone" | |
| ,"Stool" | |
| ,"Sundial" | |
| ,"Sword" | |
| ,"Symbol" | |
| ,"Tabard" | |
| ,"Tent" | |
| ,"Thimble" | |
| ,"Tobacco Pipe" | |
| ,"Tongs" | |
| ,"Torch" | |
| ,"Totem" | |
| ,"Towel" | |
| ,"Town" | |
| ,"Tray" | |
| ,"Tree" | |
| ,"Trident" | |
| ,"Tunic" | |
| ,"Unknown Machinery" | |
| ,"Vase" | |
| ,"Vault" | |
| ,"Vest" | |
| ,"Vial" | |
| ,"Vice" | |
| ,"Village" | |
| ,"Virus" | |
| ,"Volcano" | |
| ,"Wagon" | |
| ,"Wand" | |
| ,"War Hammer" | |
| ,"Warship" | |
| ,"Waterskin" | |
| ,"Well" | |
| ,"Whetstone" | |
| ,"Whip" | |
| ,"Whistle" | |
| ,"Windchime" | |
| ,"Window" | |
| ,"Wine" | |
| ,"Woman" | |
| ,"Wrench" | |
| ,"Writing equipment" | |
| ]; | |
| var founds = [ | |
| "A Bag Of Holding" | |
| ,"A Battlefield" | |
| ,"A Cave Filled With Wonders" | |
| ,"A Clear Pool Of Water" | |
| ,"A Closet" | |
| ,"A Cultos Commune" | |
| ,"A Dream" | |
| ,"A Factory" | |
| ,"A Gutter In An Alley" | |
| ,"A Haunted House" | |
| ,"A Hoarder's Closet" | |
| ,"A Lone Inventor" | |
| ,"A Madman's Disheveled Home" | |
| ,"A Meteor" | |
| ,"A Mine Shaft" | |
| ,"A Missing House" | |
| ,"A Mundane Object Which Gained Special Properties" | |
| ,"A Novel" | |
| ,"A Pile Of Garbage" | |
| ,"A Prison" | |
| ,"A Ship" | |
| ,"A Small Town" | |
| ,"A Summoning Circle" | |
| ,"A Tomb" | |
| ,"A Tree" | |
| ,"A Unique Plant That Only Grows In One Place" | |
| ,"A Warehouse" | |
| ,"An Abandoned Journal" | |
| ,"An Abandoned Shrine" | |
| ,"An Abandoned Warehouse" | |
| ,"An Asylum" | |
| ,"Another Dimension" | |
| ,"Another Planet" | |
| ,"Inside Of A Dragon" | |
| ,"Inside Of A Human" | |
| ,"Outer Space" | |
| ,"The Bottom Of A Barrel" | |
| ,"The Bottom Of A Pit Trap" | |
| ,"The Brain Of A Genius" | |
| ,"The Center Of A Labyrinth" | |
| ,"The Clutches Of A Zombie" | |
| ,"The End Of A Rainbow" | |
| ,"The Frozen North" | |
| ,"The Grave Of A Famous Person" | |
| ,"The Moon" | |
| ,"The Mysterious East" | |
| ,"The Savages To The South" | |
| ,"The Swamp" | |
| ,"Under The Floorboards" | |
| ,"Underground" | |
| ]; | |
| var madeOfs = [ | |
| "Animal Body Parts" | |
| ,"Animal Horn" | |
| ,"Blood" | |
| ,"Bone" | |
| ,"Bread" | |
| ,"Brick" | |
| ,"Ceramic" | |
| ,"Coal" | |
| ,"Coins" | |
| ,"Coral" | |
| ,"Cork" | |
| ,"Earth" | |
| ,"Fabric" | |
| ,"Feathers" | |
| ,"Feces" | |
| ,"Fire" | |
| ,"Flesh" | |
| ,"Food" | |
| ,"Gears" | |
| ,"Glass" | |
| ,"Gold" | |
| ,"Hair" | |
| ,"Human Body Parts" | |
| ,"Ice" | |
| ,"Lead" | |
| ,"Leather" | |
| ,"Light" | |
| ,"Living People" | |
| ,"Memories" | |
| ,"Metal" | |
| ,"Mold" | |
| ,"Music" | |
| ,"Organs" | |
| ,"Paper" | |
| ,"Plant Fibers" | |
| ,"Plant-life" | |
| ,"Quartz" | |
| ,"Salt" | |
| ,"Sand" | |
| ,"Shadow" | |
| ,"Smoke" | |
| ,"Soap" | |
| ,"Stone" | |
| ,"Tumors" | |
| ,"Twine" | |
| ,"Water" | |
| ,"Wax" | |
| ,"Wind" | |
| ,"Wood" | |
| ,"Yarn" | |
| ]; | |
| var biggerBys = [ | |
| "Being Struck By Lightning" | |
| ,"Cellular Division" | |
| ,"Choosing A Successor" | |
| ,"Commandeering The Production Of Something Else" | |
| ,"Impregnating Humans" | |
| ,"Infecting The Living" | |
| ,"Interdimensional Translocation" | |
| ,"Laying Eggs" | |
| ,"Possessing The Living" | |
| ,"Religious Worship" | |
| ,"The Assistance Of Affected Living Beings" | |
| ,"The Consumption Of The Living" | |
| ,"The Conversion Of Water" | |
| ,"The Creation Of Seeds" | |
| ,"The Disassembly Of Its Environment" | |
| ,"The Syphoning Of Heat Energy" | |
| ,"The Voluntary Sacrifice Of Living Beings" | |
| ,"Time Travel" | |
| ,"Unobserved Methods" | |
| ,"Violently Exploding" | |
| ]; | |
| var specials = [ | |
| "Acts As A Beacon" | |
| ,"Ages Living Beings" | |
| ,"Alters A Living Being's Personality" | |
| ,"Appears Wherever The PCs Are" | |
| ,"Attracts A Powerful Creature" | |
| ,"Attracts All Liquid Blood" | |
| ,"Attracts Swarms Of Rats" | |
| ,"Becomes The Subject Of Everyone's Dreams" | |
| ,"Becomes Transparent In Sunlight" | |
| ,"Bolsters Defenses" | |
| ,"Brings Memories To Life" | |
| ,"Causes Weight Loss" | |
| ,"Causes Comas" | |
| ,"Causes Critical Failures" | |
| ,"Causes Critical Successes" | |
| ,"Causes Earthquakes" | |
| ,"Causes Explosions" | |
| ,"Causes Fear" | |
| ,"Causes Humans To Switch Minds" | |
| ,"Causes Insanity" | |
| ,"Causes Intoxication" | |
| ,"Causes Levitation" | |
| ,"Causes Limb Regrowth" | |
| ,"Causes Living Beings To Be Submissive" | |
| ,"Causes Living Beings To Bleed From Every Orifice" | |
| ,"Causes Permanent Phobias" | |
| ,"Causes Projectile Vomiting" | |
| ,"Causes Rapid Hair Growth" | |
| ,"Causes Rapid Injury Healing" | |
| ,"Causes Rapid Skin Flaking" | |
| ,"Causes Severe Fatigue" | |
| ,"Causes Snow To Fall, Even Indoors" | |
| ,"Causes Suffocation" | |
| ,"Causes Total Blindness" | |
| ,"Causes Tumors To Rapidly Form" | |
| ,"Causes Unconsciousness" | |
| ,"Causes Vivid Hallucinations" | |
| ,"Causes Weight Gain" | |
| ,"Changes The Perception Of Self" | |
| ,"Contains/Causes A Portal To Another Place" | |
| ,"Controls Animals" | |
| ,"Controls Living Beings" | |
| ,"Creates Darkness" | |
| ,"Creates Deserts" | |
| ,"Creates Insects" | |
| ,"Cures Insanity" | |
| ,"Drains Life From Magic Users" | |
| ,"Emanates Banging And Screaming Sounds From Within" | |
| ,"Emits Thick Smoke" | |
| ,"Empowers Animals" | |
| ,"Erases Memories" | |
| ,"Evokes Extreme Violence In Living Beings" | |
| ,"Exists Inside Of A Living Being" | |
| ,"Fills With Mindless Euphoria" | |
| ,"Freezes When Hot And Thaws When Cold" | |
| ,"Gives Animals The Power Of Speech" | |
| ,"Heals Humans" | |
| ,"Imbues Living Beings With Strength" | |
| ,"Imprisons Living Beings" | |
| ,"Increases Probability Of Lucid Dreaming" | |
| ,"Increases The Growth Rate Of Nearby Plant Life" | |
| ,"Inspires Bloodlust In Humans" | |
| ,"Is Immortal" | |
| ,"Is Inhabited By Sentient Beings" | |
| ,"Is Sentient" | |
| ,"Is Unbreakable" | |
| ,"Is Very Alluring" | |
| ,"Kills With A Touch" | |
| ,"Makes Living Beings Visible Through Solid Materials" | |
| ,"Makes Weather Patterns Change In Extremes" | |
| ,"Maximizes Magical Effects" | |
| ,"Melds Into Living Beings" | |
| ,"Minimizes Magical Effects" | |
| ,"Mutates Living Beings" | |
| ,"Opens Dimensional Gateways" | |
| ,"Permanently Marks Living Beings" | |
| ,"Prevents Dehydration" | |
| ,"Protects Living Beings From Harm" | |
| ,"Provides Nourishment If Eaten" | |
| ,"Reacts When Touched By Living Being" | |
| ,"Repels Entities / Enemies" | |
| ,"Resurrects The Dead" | |
| ,"Reverses Magic Targeting" | |
| ,"Saps Strength From Living Beings" | |
| ,"Shears Away Limbs" | |
| ,"Shrinks Living Beings" | |
| ,"Spawns Creatures" | |
| ,"Spawns Doppelgangers" | |
| ,"Spreads Disease" | |
| ,"Stains Anything It Touches" | |
| ,"Starts Fires" | |
| ,"Stops Time" | |
| ,"Suffocates Living Beings" | |
| ,"Summons Creatures" | |
| ,"Teleports Nearby Objects" | |
| ,"Trees Grow Near It" | |
| ,"Turns Eyes Entirely Black" | |
| ,"Turns Flesh To Wood" | |
| ,"Turns Water Into Acid" | |
| ,"Twists And Then Grants Wishes" | |
| ]; | |
| var verbs = [ | |
| "Abuses" | |
| ,"Activates" | |
| ,"Ages" | |
| ,"Alerts" | |
| ,"Analyzes" | |
| ,"Arouses" | |
| ,"Ascends" | |
| ,"Asks" | |
| ,"Aspires" | |
| ,"Attaches" | |
| ,"Attacks" | |
| ,"Awakens" | |
| ,"Baits" | |
| ,"Barks" | |
| ,"Basks" | |
| ,"Bathes" | |
| ,"Bellows" | |
| ,"Betrays" | |
| ,"Bickers" | |
| ,"Bites" | |
| ,"Blames" | |
| ,"Blinds" | |
| ,"Blinks" | |
| ,"Blooms" | |
| ,"Breaks" | |
| ,"Burns" | |
| ,"Charms" | |
| ,"Climbs" | |
| ,"Complicates" | |
| ,"Confides" | |
| ,"Constructs" | |
| ,"Crawls" | |
| ,"Cries" | |
| ,"Dangles" | |
| ,"Darts" | |
| ,"Defeats" | |
| ,"Detects" | |
| ,"Devours" | |
| ,"Disrupts" | |
| ,"Drifts" | |
| ,"Drips" | |
| ,"Eats" | |
| ,"Echoes" | |
| ,"Enjoys" | |
| ,"Enllarges" | |
| ,"Evaluates" | |
| ,"Excites" | |
| ,"Explodes" | |
| ,"Exposes" | |
| ,"Flashes" | |
| ,"Flies" | |
| ,"Follows" | |
| ,"Forgives" | |
| ,"Freezes" | |
| ,"Gathers" | |
| ,"Gnaws" | |
| ,"Gurgles" | |
| ,"Hastens" | |
| ,"Hates" | |
| ,"Illuminates" | |
| ,"Implodes" | |
| ,"Imprisons" | |
| ,"Incubates" | |
| ,"Leaps" | |
| ,"Lies" | |
| ,"Limits" | |
| ,"Listens" | |
| ,"Loves" | |
| ,"Mimics" | |
| ,"Moans" | |
| ,"Mutilates" | |
| ,"Mutters" | |
| ,"Perceives" | |
| ,"Pleases" | |
| ,"Plots" | |
| ,"Prohibits" | |
| ,"Pulses" | |
| ,"Purrs" | |
| ,"Recites" | |
| ,"Refreshes" | |
| ,"Refuels" | |
| ,"Restrains" | |
| ,"Rolls" | |
| ,"Rumbles" | |
| ,"Scolds" | |
| ,"Scours" | |
| ,"Screams" | |
| ,"Screeches" | |
| ,"Serves" | |
| ,"Smells" | |
| ,"Speaks" | |
| ,"Stores" | |
| ,"Sucks" | |
| ,"Thrives" | |
| ,"Transcends" | |
| ,"Transforms" | |
| ,"Unravels" | |
| ,"Vomits" | |
| ,"Walks" | |
| ,"Writes" | |
| ]; | |
| /* | |
| This [type] comes from [origin] and is made of [composition]. It reproduces or | |
| grows via [reproduction / growth]. It [special property] and [special property]. | |
| It [verb] and it [verb]. | |
| */ | |
| var random_element = function(arr){ | |
| var idx = Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length); | |
| return arr[idx]; | |
| } | |
| var make_weird = function(){ | |
| var type = random_element(types); | |
| var origin = random_element(founds); | |
| var madeOf = random_element(madeOfs); | |
| var growth = random_element(biggerBys); | |
| var special1 = random_element(specials); | |
| var special2 = random_element(specials); | |
| var verb1 = random_element(verbs); | |
| var verb2 = random_element(verbs); | |
| var str = "This " + type + " comes from " + origin + " and is made of " + madeOf + ". It reproduces or grows via " + growth + ". It " + special1 + " and " + special2 + ". It " + verb1 + " and it " + verb2 + "."; | |
| var element = document.getElementById('output'); | |
| element.innerText = str; | |
| } | |
| </script> | |
| </head> | |
| <body> | |
| <button onclick="make_weird()">Make Weird Stuff</button> | |
| <div id="output"> | |
| </div> | |
| </body> | |
| </html> |
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