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A turing machine can't solve the halting problem, but it can solve the hilarity problem, right gang?
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prepositions = """ | |
aboard, about, above, across, after, against, along, amid, among, anti, | |
around, as, at, before, behind, below, beneath, beside, besides, between, | |
beyond, but, by, concerning, considering, despite, down, during, except, | |
excepting, excluding, following, for, from, in, inside, into, like, minus, | |
near, of, off, on, onto, opposite, outside, over, past, per, plus, | |
regarding, round, save, since, than, through, to, toward, towards, under, | |
underneath, unlike, until, up, upon, versus, via, with, within, without | |
""".split(', ') | |
def co(word): | |
if word[:2] == 'co': | |
return word[2:] | |
return 'co' + word | |
def make_funny(phrase): | |
for prep in prepositions: | |
pos = phrase.find(' ' + prep + ' ') | |
if pos >= 0: | |
pre = phrase[:pos].split() | |
post = phrase[pos:].split()[1:] | |
funny_pre = pre[:-1] + [co(post[0])] | |
funny_post = post[1:] + [co(pre[-1])] | |
return ' '.join(funny_pre + [prep] + funny_post) | |
print(make_funny('internet of things')) | |
# cothings of cointernet | |
print(make_funny('coffee into theorems')) | |
# cotheorems into fee |
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