Just a list of a few things found on my desk before cleaning it

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iPad
iPhone 4
iPhone 3G
iPod touch 2G
1 broken iPhone 2G
1 broken iPhone 3GS
4 pairs of sunglasses
1 Magic Mouse
1 Magic Trackpad
1 MS Explorer mouse
1 Wireless Apple Keyboard
1 Wired Apple Keyboard
5 dock connector usb cables
2 iPhone docks
3 randome usb cables
1 iPhone 4 box
1 universal dock
1 square (credit card swiper thing)
2 Apple earbuds (fresh still wrapped)
1 kindle still in box (its a present)
3 checkbooks
1 spindle of DL dvd+r
1 Buddha
8 sharpies
3 apple usb power brick thingies
3 packs of hand warmers
LOTS OF PAPERS THAT NEED FILING
Tons of recipts
1 pair of Da Kine wrist guards
1 three hole puncher
1 iCurve
1 box of cable staples
1 stereo mini to mini cable
2 packs of 6x1-1/4 wood screws
1 tube of burt's bees lip balm
1 speeding ticket (dismissed)
1 usb SD card reader
1 Multitool