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Matchador App Store description jokes.
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| Testimonials: | |
| ------------ | |
| This is better than paying taxes! | |
| -- A good friend | |
| Best game that I ever played! | |
| -- My Mom | |
| It's so fun that I have a sudden need to kiss you | |
| -- No one, ever. | |
| With the voices of my daughters doing Woohoohoo! and my silly voice doing the Olés! | |
| Also with: Buttons! Music! Colors! Ads! | |
| Two optional in app purchases : remove ads, and unlock all modes. | |
| Rated M for Muy Bien! | |
| Disclaimer: | |
| --------- | |
| No reimbursement for phones destroyed due to rage. |
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