Peaches, by the Presidents of the United States of America (RubyKaigi Kaeuta)

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[Chorus]
Searchin' for a gem, I'm gonna code a lot of ruby
I'm installing my gem, I'm gonna code a lot of ruby
I'm calling on my gem, I'm gonna code a lot of ruby
I'm bundling up my app, I'm gonna code a lot of ruby

[Verse 1]
Ruby comes from Japan
It was written by a man
With a kid held in his hand
And if I had my little way
I'd code ruby every day
Blocks and procs and yields hurray

[Chorus]
Searchin' for a gem, I'm gonna code a lot of ruby
I'm installing my gem, I'm gonna code a lot of ruby
I'm calling on my gem, I'm gonna code a lot of ruby
I'm bundling up my app, I'm gonna code a lot of ruby

[Verse 2]
I took a little nap in a legacy app
Fixed a buggy method with a map
And dreamed about my codebase  
I wrote a little monkey patch
Watched the test suite fail to match
First red, then green, then ship without a catch

[Interlude]
(Yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah)

[Refrain]
Millions of methods, coded by me
Millions of classes, coded for free
Millions of closures, running for me
Millions of uses, ruby is free, look out!