sudo woodo

woodo.c

#include <unistd.h>
#include <stdio.h>

int main(int argc, char **argv) {
    uid_t uid = geteuid();
    if (uid) {
        printf("It's a weird tree.\n");
    } else {
        printf("     _              __\n");       
        printf("    / `\\  (~._    ./  )\n");          
        printf("    \\__/ __`-_\\__/ ./\n");
        printf("   _ \\ \\/  \\  \\ |_   __\n");
        printf(" (   )  \\__/ -^    \\ /  \\\n");
        printf("  \\_/ \"  \\  | o  o  |.. /  __\n");
        printf("       \\\\. --' ====  /  || /  \\\n"); 
        printf("         \\   .  .  |---__.\\__/\n");
        printf("         /  :     /   |   |\n");
        printf("         /   :   /     \\_/\n");
        printf("      --/ ::    (\n");
        printf("     (  |     (  (____\n");
        printf("   .--  .. ----**.____)\n");
        printf("   \\___/          \n");                
    }
    return 0;
}