A npm version check that doesn't have any dependencies

assert-npm-version.js

#!/usr/bin/env node

// Embed semver module to make this script completely independent
// minified [email protected]
// https://github.com/npm/node-semver
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var npmVersion = process.env.npm_package_engines_npm;
var ua = process.env.npm_config_user_agent
if (!ua) throw new Error('This script does only work when you run it in a npm hook')

// Get current npm version
var npmOffset = ua.indexOf('npm/')+4
var lastVersionCharIndex = ua.indexOf(' ', npmOffset)
if (lastVersionCharIndex == -1) lastVersionCharIndex = ua.length
var currentNpmVersion = ua.substring(npmOffset, lastVersionCharIndex)
if (!semver.satisfies(currentNpmVersion, npmVersion)) throwErr(npmVersion, currentNpmVersion)

function throwErr (desired, current) {
  msg = '-------------------------------------------------\n'
  msg +='  Failed to satisfy expected npm version: :v     \n'.replace(':v', desired)
  msg +='  You used npm version: :v                       \n'.replace(':v', current)
  msg +='-------------------------------------------------'
  console.error(msg)
  process.exit(1)
}