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1.5) Official ASR mottos

The official ASR motto, our catch phrase, is the immortal:

	"Down, not Across"

It is our mantra.  We recite it to ourselves as we deal with the day-to-day
realities of a life that is far more nasty, brutish, and short than even
Hobbes could have ever imagined.

Some other mottos include:
	*clickety-click*
	"Oh, lovely."
	"Just DON'T."
	"I need a drink."
	"Either way I'm screwed."
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The official ASR position:
	Hiding in a corner, under a desk, in fetal position, arms covering
	head and quietly whimpering.

The official ASR luser position:
	6 feet under.