kawaii_phrase.rb

module KawaiiPhrase
  # Makes awesome random phrases such as "Enjoyable Green Turtle"

  ADJ_1 = [
    'epic',
    'tasty',
    'shiny',
    'mega',
    'ultra',
    'hyper',
    'strong',
    'positive',
    'happy',
    'enjoyable',
    'fun',
    'dashing',
    'splendid',
    'uber',
    'awesome',
    'hipster',
    'friendly'
  ]

  ADJ_2 = [
    'green',
    'red',
    'blue',
    'yellow',
    'orange',
    'verdant',
    'cerulean',
    'mauve',
    'chartreuse',
    'white',
    'black',
    'silver',
    'platinum',
    'violet',
    'cyan',
    'veridian',
    'lavender',
    'fuchsia',
    'speckled',
    'spotted',
    'striped',
    'metallic'
  ]

  NOUN = [
    'turtle',
    'ostrich',
    'penguin',
    'badger',
    'platypus',
    'squirrel',
    'leopard',
    'cat',
    'dolphin',
    'magikarp',
    'lizard',
    'grasshopper',
    'frog',
    'cheetah',
    'wallaby',
    'kangaroo',
    'giraffe',
    'koala',
    'parrot',
    'fox',
    'tiger'
  ]

  def self.new
    "#{ADJ_1.sample.capitalize} #{ADJ_2.sample} #{NOUN.sample}."
  end
end

10.times do
  puts KawaiiPhrase.new
end