what-are-you.txt

How many children were you meant to have?  Heptapentuplets  :-(
This inkblot test will assess your personality.  Please stay where you are, we will be visiting shortly  :-(
Can we guess your level of education?  Stop eating your crayons  :-(
What song sums up your entire life?  Revolution #9
How Weird (percentage) are you?  Sqwank  :-(
Which Children's Book was written about you?  The Night Dad Went To Jail  :-(
Which Superhero are you in teh Comic World?  Rorschach  :-(
Which Keirsey Personality Type are You?  Degenerate  :-(
If you could write a note to your younger self, what would you say in only two words?  sesquipedalian rhetoric
What is your maturity Level?   "java.lang.Number.exception - negative number found"  :-(
What two things do people remember about you?  "food crumbs" and "dysentery"  :-(
Which member of the Justice League are you?  Gleek  :-(
What word sums up your entire life?  Ablative  :-(
How will you die?  Strangled by a Kleenex  :-(
Which Chakra are you most connected to?  Chakra-Khan  :-(
What brand of soda are you?  TAB  :-(
How magical/muggle are you?  115% muggle  :-(
What city matches your personality?  Detroit  :-(
What msuical instrument best fits your personality?  Eb Clarinet  :-(
What Mythical Creature is Hidden Inside You?  Trombone player who can keep time  :-(
What famous poem was written about you?  Daddy  :-(
What Christmas Movie are you?  Silent Night, Deadly Night  :-(
What Greek GOD are you?  Sysiphus  :-(
What Spice are you?  Scary Spice  :-(
What Sci-Fi/Fantasy Badass are you?  Snarf  :-(
What's your name's HIDDEN MEANING?  Associates with Rodents  :-(
What Crime did you commit in your past life?  Insurance Fraud  :-(
Which ice cream flavor are you?  Spam  :-(
What Yiddish word describes you?  Knish  :-(
Which Doctor Who Incarnation Are You?  Twiki  :-(
What ____ are you?
What Myers-Briggs category are you?  OMGWTF  :-(
What is your spirit animal?  Planaria  :-(
Are you a psychopath?  Please stay where you are .Someone will be contacting you shortly.  :-(
What one word best describes you?  senescent :-(
What Beatles song are you?  Revolution 9  :-(
What animal were you in a past life?  Planaria  :-(
What "I Love Lucy" character are you?  The conveyor belt  :-(
What kind of cookie are you?  Milk Bone  :-(
Can we guess your job?  Ruffian  :-(
Which Iconinc Role were you Born to play?  Jack Torrance  :-(
What Musical Instrument best fits your personality?  Two rocks :-(
What female singer of the past are you?  Wing  :-(
What is your Magic Power?  consuming oxygen  :-(
Which Gilligan's Island Character?  The Minnow  :-(
How good is your memory?  Dang, I forgot my score already.  :-(
Which banned book are you?  Pat the Bunny  :-(
Which badass 90's cartoon lady are you?  Polite Panda  :-(
What is your subconcious obsessed with?  baking soda  :-(
Which Movie Genre matches your personality?  Lifetime Channel  :-(
Which 'Scooby Doo' Character are you?  Scrappy Doo  :-(
Which Harry Potter house do you belong to?  Hagrid's Playroom  :-(
How romantic are you?  -5% "There are these things called flowers. You ever heard of them?" :-(
Which cult film are you?  Home Alone 2  :-(
Which "Gone with the wind" character are you?  the Radish  :-(
What's the Best Guess for you age?  Integer Overflow  :-(
What are you most inclined to be addicted to?  Baking Soda  :-(
What "Peanuts" character are you?  Snoopy's Water Dish  :-(
What Tarot Card are you?  Thank you for purchasing the Rider-Waite
    Tarot Deck. You may also be interested in these other fine products  :-(
What career were you meant for?  Money Laundering.  Burden on Society  :-(
What is your True Calling?  Telemarketer  :-(
What's your true calling?  Burden on society  :-(
What movie are you?  Eraser Head  :-(
What does your birthstone mean?  axe murderer  :-(
What Candy are you?  Kimchee  :-(
What Gothic Literary Character aer you?  Igor  :-(
What classic novel describes your life?  The Metamorphosis.  (Lord of the Flies would be goo\
d, too)  :-(
What flower are you?  Kudzu  :-(
Which classic Hollywood Diva are you?  Margot Kidder  :-(
What emotion are you guided by?  Ennui  :-(
How badass are you?  negative number  :-(
Who is your 80s High School Boyfriend?  Macauley Culkin  :-(
What date will you die?  Last week  :-(
What two words describe you?  Flong waffle  :-(
Mideval Profession: rat catcher  :-(
Dewey Decimal Number: 136 (No longer used—formerly Mental characteristics)  :-(
Sondheim Character: Milky-White  :-(
Mythical Creature: Flying pig  :-(
Mythincal Creature hidden inside you: Smurf  :-(
Which car should you actually drive: Yugo  :-(
Which car should you drive?  Reliant Robin  :-(
Animated Dog: Scrappy Doo  :-(
Which Princess Bride character: ROUS  :-(
Which font?  San Francisco  :-(
What state do you actually belong?  Bikini Atoll  :-(
Classic Rock Band: Milli Vanilli  :-(
If I were a flower: Kudzu  :-(
Star Trek Personality: Dilithium Crystals  :-(
What Career should you actually have: Key Grip  :-(
Hobbit personality: Gollum  :-(
Which College should you actually go to?  UCA  :-(
Original Star Trek Character: Tribble  :-(
Which Pixar Movie?  Cars 2  :-(
What city should you actually live in?  Cleveland  :-(
Which Star Wars Personality?  Jar-Jar  :-(
Which Doctor (Who) are you?  K-9  :-(
What country are you?  North Korea  :-(
What children's book?  Lord of the Flies  :-(
Which Star Trek Captain?  Captain Dunsel  :-(
What's the Theme Tune of your Life?  Fish Heads  :-(
Wizard of Oz Character?  Flying Monkey  :-(
What lord of the Rings character are you?  Radbug  :-(
What color is your aura?  puce / transparent  :-(
What religion are you?  Bieber Fever  :-(
What musical best describes your life?  Cabaret  :-(
What 80's Action hero?  Kirby Keger  (st. elmo's fire)  :-(
What decade are you?  Late 1340's  (black plague)  :-(
What's your IQ?  Pi  :-(
What were you in a past life?  Paramecium!  :-(
Who were you in a past life?  Fraud Victim  :-(
What house should you live in?  Cardboard box  :-(
Who is your Evil Twin?  Mr Rogers  :-(
What famous scientist are you?  Andrew Wakefield  :-(
What element (earth, air, etc) are you?  Lunch Meat  :-(
What is your Italian Last Name?  Peccati  (sins)  :-(
What kind of dog were you in a past life?  Chihuahua  :-(
What man is your soulmate?  Danny DeVito  :-(
Which WORD best describes you?  "uh"  :-(
Which Sith Lord are you?  Hello Kitty  :-(
Which Dr Seuss character are you?  A Thneed :-(