Portable Node.js and NPM on windows

Portable Node.js andNPM on windows.md

1. Get node binary (node.exe) from http://nodejs.org/download/
2. Create the folder where node will reside and move node.exe to it
3. Download the last zip version of npm from http://nodejs.org/dist/npm
4. Unpack the zip inside the node folder
5. Download the last tgz version of npm from http://nodejs.org/dist/npm
6. Open the tgz file and unpack only the file bin/npm (without extension) directly on the node folder.
7. Add the the node folder and the packages/bin folder to PATH
8. On a command prompt execute npm install -g npm to update npm to the latest version

Now you can use npm and node from windows cmd or from bash shell like Git Bash of msysgit.

It's 2023 - save yourself some time...

Download and run: https://github.com/crazy-max/nodejs-portable/releases/download/2.10.0/nodejs-portable.exe

Node.js Portable 2.10.0
https://github.com/crazy-max/nodejs-portable

# Menu
 1 - Install
 2 - Shell

* Type 'exit' to leave Node.js Portable

'menu' for help>

• Press [1] and [Enter]
• Press [Enter] (or first enter Node version you want)
• Press [Enter] (or 'x64' for 64bit version)

  Version (default 19.4.0):
  Architecture (default x86):

Checking Node.js version 19.4.0... OK!
Downloading https://nodejs.org/dist/v19.4.0/node-v19.4.0-win-x86.zip................... OK!
Extracting node-v19.4.0-win-x86.zip... OK!
Moving nodejs folder... OK!
Creating Node.js configuration... OK!


'menu' for help>

• Type menu and [Enter]
• Type [2] and [Enter]
• Type [Enter]

'menu' for help> menu

# Menu
 1 - Install
 2 - Shell

* Type 'exit' to leave Node.js Portable

'menu' for help> 2

Checking if Node.js installed... OK!
Creating Node.js configuration... OK!
Checking custom paths...
# C:\Program Files (x86)\Git\cmd Warning: Not found...
# D:\another_path Warning: Not found...
# C:\apps\a_relative_path Warning: Not found...
Adding node to PATH... OK!
Setting NODE_PATH... OK!
Creating launch script... OK!

Press Enter to open the shell...

You're done!

node -v

npm -v

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2024 updated guide created by me - https://rentry.co/node-portable

Thanks to @progmars